Apparently our pots and pans are slowing killing us - so please help us start off the marriage on a non-toxic foot!

Should you buy us a meal we promise to send you a selfie of us stuffing our faces with pasta and toasting to you!!!

Pitch in on our undoubtedly overpriced coach seats to Italy! And likely an over-weight bag fee for Taylor's checked bag!

If Tony doesn't quote the Lizzie McGuire movie in front of the Trevi Fountain - we're divorcing! Yay!

We've got Grandma Kitty's Meatloaf and Elaine's Spaghetti on lock at this point - so we're really need to add a few more recipes and skills into the mix as we enter marriage!

It'll be good for us to walk off the pasta! Should you buy us museum tickets we promise to text you something we learned or loved! And probably a pic of the pasta we had before and after.

We wanna ball out and live our best White Lotus lives! Not the best show to emulate in terms of marriage but hey - that hotel is a VIBE?!!

Mike and Alyssa had a sommelier on their honeymoon who apparently looked like me. If you buy us a tasting, I will find her, hire her for the tasting, get drunk, and ask Tony who is prettier!

We gotta see if the OG canals hold up to our neighborhood knock off, yah know!

We've had two couple's massages before and both times we were asked if we were on our honeymoon. Third times a charm!

A DREAM COME TRUE! We're so excited to take this small group excursion to the real locations captured in Francis Ford Coppola’ ‘The Godfather’ and Season Two of HBO's 'White Lotus'!

HAHA JUST KIDDING! We're gonna use this money to buy more cheese and wine and bread!!!

This has been on our wish list for some time! A perfect bag for flying to Philly and back!

We are gonna need the best of the best you guys...

We'd love to kick of our marriage by updating our bathroom that's in desperate need of a face lift!

Many of you know our guest bathroom shower head is busted as hell! You need herculean strength to turn it on. Please help us! We have weak upper body strength!

We'd love to kick of our marriage by updating our bathroom that's in desperate need of a face lift!

Help us hire Eddie to renovate our bathroom! WE LOVE EDDIE!

If you've been in our kitchen than you know why we need this bad boy. Not to mention - have you ever seen such a cute little stool?!

Would be a great and helpful addition to our laundry room!

Guys DreamFit Sheets are THE BEST! Buy US and YOURSELF some!! They never slip off the corners it's friggen heaven. (King Size)

Washed Linen Duvet Cover, King size, color NEUTRAL

Washed Linen Shams, King size, color NEUTRAL

Chell-Fish makes custom pieces by hand in Brooklyn and we've always wanted an excuse to have one of our own! We provide photos of the wedding to the artist who will make a memorable, one of a kind wedding keepsake!

Sick of drinking out of our plastic cups when you come over? Buy us these!!!

Sexy lil upgrade from our 7 year old Ikea do-dad that is rustin'

Love these gorgeous bowls! Perfect for keeping our bananas and avocados comfy while we go out to BDubs!

Tony is becoming a "tea guy"! This beautiful kettle sitting on the stove will bring a smile to my face when I'm cleaning up his loose leaf tea from - somehow - ALL over the house!

Fresh sheets for our guest room! (size: Queen, color: Ginger)

We're in desperate need of a full length mirror (as you can likely tell by our mismatched outfits) AND in need of more storage! And this thing has BOTH wouldyahbelieveit!?

This is gorgeous, useful, and from one of our favorite small businesses in Portland, Oregon - the city we got engaged in!

These beautiful glasses are from one of our favorite small businesses in Portland, Oregon - the city we got engaged in!

These beautiful glasses are from one of our favorite small businesses in Portland, Oregon - the city we got engaged in!

Can NEVER have enough cereal bowls!

To frame our wedding photos! (Or more pics of Fredo and/or Braxton)

One of us - we won't say who - leaves fur pretty much all over the damn place. So this would be a real TREAT for us!

Cards by Artkive is a company that turns our handwritten cards into a bound book! We'd love to order one with all of our cards and notes to one another from the past seven years. To celebrate the end of "dating" and the beginning of MARRIAGE!

Our wonderful wedding photographer will make us a beautiful, custom photo book of our wedding photos! It's fancy. We're talking wear-white-gloves-when-you-touch-it type fancy!!!

Tony is marrying a MUSICAL THEATRE GIRLY wouldahthunk. If you buy us theatre tickets we promise to send a selfie from the show!

A duffle that can turn into a back pack and attach to your suitcase and whisper you sweet nothings in your ear - it does it all!!!

Tony is insisting on immediately putting our brand new marriage to the test by renting a car and driving from city to city while I hold on for dear life in the passenger seat! YAY! HELP US! HELP ME!

Brides get all the buzz - how bout treatin' Tony to his first ever facial!

A perfect dish for making bolognese on a football Sunday! (In Eagles green of course)

Sick of drinking out of our plastic cups when you come over? Buy us these!!!

A new set of beautiful knives for when we're chopping it up together in the kitchen!

I mean...come on!

Fredo deserves some treats on our special day!