For repurposing old clothing into pillowcases! And much more!

This is the '61 Jaguar E-Type of low angle box planes. Not sure if we'd rather put it on a beautiful pedestal and gaze at its elegant curves, or use it to make a beautiful pedestal... wait, we could do both!

Used to construct very precise picture frames and furniture for our beautiful home together!

We all know Sofie is a ball of energy, but it's very difficult to harness and store all that power! That's where these come in.

This planter has the affected patina of being unearthed at a Greco-Roman bath, but without all the historical gravitas that only time can imbue. So we won't have to feel bereaved when our root-bound rabbit's foot fern starts pushing out tiny shards of grey terracotta from within its faux cracked glaze.

Ok, Ok... artists are generally not the cleanest lot. Let's just say we go through a lot of linens.

This 11" black carbon steel pan is like a lightweight cast iron – a definite upgrade for our morning eggs.

Oh mon Dieu! The word 'gigogne' means 'nesting' in french. The name's a little immodest for our uncouth American ears, but we figure French glassware companies get a free pass for pretentious sounding names. 'Nesting wine glasses' doesn't quite have the same... 'je ne sais quoi'!

Scotch! The only thing that makes any sense in these things is a very nice Island or Campbeltown Scotch... maybe an Irish whiskey or two might sneak in there from time to time...

Egg not included :(

Keeps garlic from sprouting or spoiling longer than standard storage techniques. Perfect for creating a light and casual, vampire-free home without the dramatic goth feel.

One year subscription!

Best rated food processor in Cook's Illustrated!

Ultimate blender spatula features a nylon core covered in hygienic, heatproof silicone for the perfect combination of flexibility and hardness. The long, slender shape fits easily between the blades and around the sides of a blender. Silicone-coated head is heat-resistant and won't chip or crack. Silicone and nylon handle. Artists' paintbrush-style handle offers comfort and control for multiple tasks. Dishwasher safe.

Generously-sized flatware pieces have a beautiful mirror finish. The simple design will flatter any table setting.

9 qts!! WAHOO!

Coffee is life! Give the gift of life!

Chop, slice, and dice to your heart's content with this 3-piece knife set ideal for home chefs who are just starting their quality cutlery collection. Forged from high-carbon stainless steel, the blades come honed and ready for use, plus the ergonomic handle design and sleek look complement any kitchen. With proper care, these knives will last a lifetime, and Wusthof offers a lifetime warranty to back up that claim. Includes: 3.5 in. paring knife 6 in. utility knife 8 in. chef's knife Features: Wusthof's Classic Ikon knives feature innovative, ergonomic handles for comfort and control. These exceptionally sharp knives are triple riveted and forged from one piece of high carbon stainless steel, offering the ultimate cutting experience. Warp, rust, and stain resistant Made in Germany

We literally do not want to vacuum... ever. Is that so bad?

With this cutting-edge gizmo we can convert your favorite records from our considerable collection into MP3s and send them to you! Offering occasional moments of respite from your mind-numbing commute to work, school, or a hard-luck day at the casino.

We would love to take our bikes on our 'minimoon' to Maine and Prince Edward Island. This little hitch mounted bike rack can make that dream a reality!