So many of our favorite memories have been from the trips we've taken together, even the ones that have been bamboozled by October snowstorms or once-a-decade swarms of flying ants still hold a special place for us. With that in mind, we are excited to continue making those memories on our honeymoon even if they do involve freak storms and Biblical plagues.

Nothing says love quite like slicing and dicing some vegetables.

Diane believes these sheets will afford Tyler top-notch comfort as she uses the pillows to smother him to death.

Whether using it to cook or to exude the epitome of class by decoratively placing it under a golden gilt frame as shown here, Diane looks forward to connecting with her Dutch heritage.

Studies show that the foundation of any strong marriage is a stylish set of pots and pans. You can't argue with science.

We look forward to kicking this marriage off right by eating pasta for breakfast, lunch, and dinner everyday!

Tyler looks forward to impressing future guests by wearing each of these bowls as a helmet!

The first step of Diane's journey onto The Great British Baking Show. Step 2: Become British.

Diane looks forward to Tyler wafting the delectable odor of fishsticks for many anniversaries to come!

This will surely help to launch Tyler's burgeoning music career, a choice Diane fully endorses!

Whether it's for food, drinks, or a Saruman-esque concoction for blowing up the impenetrable walls of Helm's Deep, we're sure to make many memories with this Mortar & Pestle.

As a family who respects wood, we look forward to shooting accusatory glares toward future houseguests who even consider shirking these coasters.

This aptly named blender will give us the fuel we need to dominate the dojo.

These will be integral in our never-ending quest to have a home entirely comprised of bowls!