It's expensive around these parts...Help us raise money so that we can capitalize on the next recession, whenever that comes around.

Help us upgrade our kitchen! This will go to buying items like a food dehydrator, better knives, a fourth blender, and silly plates. Surely this will incentivize us to cook more often.

It's Japan. The honeymoon's in Japan. There was really no other option. We will be purchasing even more merchandise.