Our honeymoon is TBD but we are looking forward to slowing down, exploring new places, and sharing some incredible meals along the way. If you’d like to contribute, we’d be grateful for any support toward the experiences that will make this trip special.

As you may not be aware, Laurel and I love to adventure, camp, hike aka explore the great outdoors. Who doesn't like digging a hole to use the restroom in the AM??? This rooftop tent allows us to stay secure from bears, vermin, occasional homeless, wildlife, and all things dangerous. Also, provide Gustavo with a viewing perch as he awakes from his nightly slumbers in the arms of a girl from New England (Laurel).

Pierce would love a second dog to round out their family roster & provide Gustavo a best friend to his golden years.

As you are likely not aware, Pierce and Laurel were ROBBED of their impact drill during a house move. Pierce was devastated, Laurel too as they stole her handle of Tito’s Vodka....

Nothing says America and privileged like a plastic non-biodegradable toolbox to store all assorted tools.

Hello, soon to be dad bod? Help Pierce fight off the lbs with a few kettlebells for a quick & easy garage workout. Also, serves as a great anchor weight for a dog leash.. Please, only 35/53/70lb only KBs.