This one's for all the marbles. Any contribution here will go towards creating a single EPIC spa day for us - the more contributions come in, the more epic the package we will book.We will add clay baths and hot stones and mud masks and Thai massages and Swedish massages, and scrubs, and saunas and everything else we can find at the best spa on Kauai.

Help us get a better look at Kauai!

Do you love us but also kind of hate us? Are you mad Sam beat you to buying the shark encounter?Worry not! Now you can sign us up to take a buggie death trap through the muddy jungles of Kauai. We promise Tiffany will drive; we do not promise either of us will return.

You don't need to be polite. We know we're going into this trip woefully under-prepared for the pigment necessary to take on the Hawaiian sun. Thank you so much for stepping up to the plate with an endless supply of SPF 200 to keep the cancer at bay.

For every purchase of this, we pledge to try a different shave ice place on Kauai. Please consider purchasing us a personal trainer to go with this...We promise pictures as proof.

Surfing is hard, but we think we can pull this off. If you believe in us, we promise to send at least one embarrassing photo of Tiffany losing her balance to you in thanks.

Vacations are knee deep in hardworking service providers! You can help us make sure we've got a dedicated wad of Andrew Jackson's on hand at all times to ensure we're showing our appreciation for everything they're doing to make our honeymoon shine.

Make sure we don't starve in between adventures and even tell us where to go in your note if you know a place we have to try!

Sponsor the wheels beneath our feet any day of our honeymoon. We will drive in style thanks to you. Your protection from being murdered hitchhiking, dealing with the creepy guy on the bus, or just never getting to what we need to because we're trying to pedal across an island is invaluable beyond the dollars.

Have you been to Kauai? Do you know better than us? Did we miss something obviously great? Please let us know!Here's how it works. Give us the money to do it, tell us what "it" is in your gift comment, and we promise to do it. Period. Well, within reason...

We'll level with you; we spent too much on the wedding. Right now, we are planning to stay at the Motel 6 for our honeymoon. With a little boost from you lovely people, we could upgrade from bed bugs to the most gorgeous resort on all of Kauai - the Princeville Resort.

What better gift than one you can enjoy yourself? Help us upgrade our reception by co-funding an actual Hawaiian Shave Ice Truck to keep everyone cool on a hot day. We also promise to honor you and everyone who contributes with a sign letting folks know who to thank for their icy bliss.

Send us to one of those fancy places with a tasting menu we can Instagram all night while we shower you in thanks.

Have you ever ridden a roller coaster and passed on the silly photo option afterwards because "you didn't need it?" Did you once rent a car and almost get tempted into the "special, this month only upgrade price?" Does the phrase "Go Go In-Flight Wi-Fi" make your skin break out? Then live vicariously through us by buying us the bells and whistles. We promise to use this money for only the most unnecessary indulgences - suggestions welcome.

Wake us up in style with French toast, pancakes, croissants, waffles, mimosas, and something for Phil.

Take ownership of keeping a mini-umbrella in Tiffany's hand at all times. She will search far and wide for the biggest and best cocktails to cheers you with from her Instagram. Each instance represents one fancy cocktail dream realized.

Help us float in style through the canals and tunnels on this former plantation.

Okay, this photo doesn't quite sell it, but we are really excited about this one. Swimming with the wild dolphins sounds sooooooooo fun. This adventure involves sailing out to where the dolphins hang out in the ocean, putting on flippers, and befriending the most intelligent lifeforms on earth.

Send us sailing around the coast of Kauai to see beautiful caves and waterfalls unreachable by land all while we enjoy a gourmet dinner.

Do you believe in tough love? Is cruelty your highest form of flattery? Put us (well, mostly Tiffany) into a cage in the open ocean surrounded by the most vilified fish in the sea - SHARKS!

After throwing this party, we could really use some R&R.

Put our yellow fever shots and malaria pills to the test with a guided journey through the great outdoors!

Help us be as happy as this stock photo couple by supplying all the means necessary for an afternoon of coral reef snorkeling.