Let us know where we should go!

If you meet just the right old Belarusian lady at just the right time, rumor has it you can find an affordable apartment to buy in Astoria. Please help us prepare for this occasion!

Dinner at one of our favorite Greek restaurants in Astoria (Anassa, Amylos, Stamatis or Telly's - we'll let you pick which one, so don't mess it up!).

Because if you bring an umbrella it never rains?

Help us make Roscoe's dreams come true by helping him go to college for International Relations and Philosophy. Lord knows he's not getting an academic scholarship and he's still working on his first words, but we think he's got a good chance at USC! Until he receives his acceptance letter, we'll use it toward paying for dog sitters and other Roscoe-related expenses.

Be that cool techie aunt who knows how to use technology! Feel free to keep it simple (and maybe save on fees) with Venmo and just let us know what we should spend your gift on!

He's very high maintenance!

For a perfect night in!

We've got the need for speed!

Peter doesn't have a driver's license!

We've tried to find accommodations using Uber gift cards but the Uber driver always says "No, you can't sleep in my house," so this is probably better.

We can be Broadway gays!

They measure in bushels, so these are either for laundry or for apples – you decide!

So we can wash and dry ourselves and our guests!

Might be an odd wedding gift, but our current air conditioner evokes a simpler era when beige appliances were trendy, and it's loud enough that we have to turn on the captions when we watch RuPaul's Drag Race.

Everyone tells us cast iron does magical stuff to food, so it's about time we tried!

Peter loves the beach and Patrick hates the sun. Here's the solution!

Our favorite little shop!

Not going to lie, our baking pans are getting pretty yucky at this point, but they had a very good run!

We love Coney Island! Roller coasters, very underrated beach and just the right amount of lurking ominousness.

No one talks about the fact that NYC has fantastic whale watching (departing Sheepshead Bay in Brooklyn) but it does!

Our favorite drag brunch in Astoria with our favorite queens! It's also the Glammy Award winner for Best Drag Brunch, so we're not the only ones who think so.

Icon is our favorite drag bar in Astoria!

Jersey shore with a funkier vibe - we love Asbury Park!

A trek from Astoria but still the best!

We like getting away from the city to hike and enjoy the Hudson Valley!

These fit our bed as well as our deep queen size air mattress which serves as our guest bed (or a floatation device in case of emergency).

Maybe this will entice Patrick to have something other than Cap'n Crunch for breakfast!

Our current blender is showing its age. Sometimes Peter makes cocktails or mocktails, whereas Patrick regularly uses it for pumpkin milk tea regardless of whether or not it's fall.

For Patrick to make bubble tea and Peter to make tea tea.

Now we'll seem less crazy when we yell at our TV.