Dear Amazing Humans,We’re getting married! That’s right—two humans willingly committing to forever, powered by love, laughter, and… your generous donations. Let’s be real: we’ve got enough stuff. Our closets are chaos, and our storage unit is judging us. So instead of a gift we’d be thrilled if you helped fund our happily ever after. Think: the occasional pizza when we’re too tired to cook as “husband and wife.” With cheeky love,Caleb & Becca