We have a LOT of places we'd like to visit after the wedding: Israel, Italy, Ireland...and many others not starting with I. Help us get there. :)

Though we love living on the beach, it would be nicer to live near it. Eventually we would like to have a bigger and more permanent living situation. You can help make that happen.

This fund is for all the big furniture (i.e. bed, dining room table, couch) that we'll need, but don't have room yet. Give a little, give a lot...Either way we're probably going to Ikea.

Whether it's water, juice, Thaiced tea, or liquid nitrogen, these glasses hold liquid.

Fine China that will last throughout the years for special occasions like Thanksgiving or Passover. We'll think of you during holidays, even if you're not around. Or invited.

Noah makes a lot of sushi now. And he'd like to make you sushi. Whenever. It's really, really good. We provide notarized references where necessary.

Love this knife. It's amazing. You should probably get one for yourself. But do that later.

These are knives. Very good knives. They cut things. They slice and dice.

Equipped with anti-wet technology.

This is probably just expensive and useless. Let's be honest. But we'll totally use it if you're so inclined. Or maybe return it. The other stuff is better.

Probably display food on it. Or other things. It would probably look good with zigzagged raspberry sauce.

Help us become the proud owners of an isolated tropical paradise when you purchase one of these private Florida islands.

How do you expect us to get to our private island? Help us embark on the adventure of a lifetime by setting sail on our very own Viking ship. Each ship is built with the superior Nordic craftsmanship that made the first Vikings world renowned explorers – so we can plunder and pillage distant lands to our hearts content.

This is not a model or replica – but the actual castle itself! Perched high above and overlooking an impressive vista, the castle is truly to die and turn for! A perfect home for a couple just starting out.

Crush coffee every morning.

This is a well-researched machine that will last us a life-time. That's a lot of espresso Noah will make for Jessica.

Look how cute the little ones are.

L'chaim!

L'chaim!

Reduces extensive napkin use.

Kosher -- when the meat and milk don't touch. And a couple other rules.

Our everyday dishware. To eat off of.

Unconventional, original registry gift? Definitely. But what can I say -- we like to mix stuff up. And Jessica bakes amazing things.

Because that's how we roll.

Passover symbols mark the plate. Bitter herbs represent the bitterness of slavery. Egg represents spring, new life. Charosets represents the mortar the Hebrews used to make bricks. And it's incredibly tasty.

On Shabbat you are supposed to wash your hands after blessing the wine and before eating Challah. Then, you're not supposed to talk till you say the challah blessing. So you hum and whistle and use sign language.

Noah liked David Starkopf's knife when they were in Moishe House. And Noah was jealous. And Noah still is. But he doesn't have to be. Though Shall Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Knife.

The Torah is the tree of life for all who hold fast to it. And the mezuzah is one of the mitzvot (divine commandments) that is in the Torah. You place them on your doorposts as a constant reminder to you of God's presence. Inside each one is a scroll with the Shema prayer. "Write them on the doorframes of your houses and on your gates (Deut. 6:4-9)."

This particular one has the words outside and in. The mezuzah is one of the mitzvot (divine commandments) that is in the Torah. You place them on your doorposts as a constant reminder to you of God's presence. Inside each one is a scroll with the Shema prayer. "Write them on the doorframes of your houses and on your gates (Deut. 6:4-9)."

Better than PAM.

It's basically a crockpot that says yogurt.

This will tell us how many grams of a substance we own. It opens up the world of both chemistry and European cooking.

Place the challah on it while pulling a knife from a secret compartment? Whoa. Nothing cooler.

The Challah gets so, so jealous when you drink the wine first. Cover it up so it doesn't see.

Havdallah is the end of Shabbat and the welcoming of the coming week. One of the best things in life. You should join us sometime. Anyway, you put some wine in the cup, you put spices in the spice box (i.e. cinnamon, cloves), and a braided candle goes in that other flat candle holder.

Shabbat Candle Sticks, used every Friday night. For forever.

Will hold the shards of glass from the cup Noah breaks under his foot. The mezuzah is one of the mitzvot (divine commandments) that is in the Torah. You place them on your doorposts as a constant reminder to you of God's presence. Inside each one is a scroll with the Shema prayer. "Write them on the doorframes of your houses and on your gates (Deut. 6:4-9)."

Beautiful addition for so, so many Shabbats.

Brunch. All day. Every day.

The shape of a beer glass changes the beer flavor.

This scrapes the side of the bowl so you can cut short the process of sticking in your finger. Just lick this attachment directly.

We can make you pie with fancy crust.

Yay Coffee!

Yes. We will use it. If you study how it works, you'll notice it's very versatile. Even for making dessert.

This knife cuts bread, despite the misleading name. Superlative knife.

David Starkopf is so proud. First knives then hot water. And we like tea!

It may be fake Danish (made in the USA) but we'll likely display sushi in it. Yum.

Because we love Israel. And Scarlett Johansson. And bubbles.