A house. You might be wondering, "what the hell do these two need a house for?" Simple enough question. The answer, unfortunately, requires a lot more than the 500 characters we're given. An asset for easy money laundering? Sure; we all thought of that. Late night high stakes cock fights in the basement with the locals? Goes without saying. I guess at the end of it all, mostly we need a place we can put things. Things we can sit on. Read on for more details on that...

Hey. Me again. Sitting on things. Something we all take for granted, huh? Bet you're sitting on something right now as you read this. Nice and comfy. Sitting. We too would like to be able to sit on things and have our guests - guests like you - sit on things. Your support is critical to ensure everybody can sit on things.

“Nobody can hear bees buzzing in space.” — Mike Federici. This cryptic and unsettling line is the best that Mike could muster when asked to give a caption for the honeymoon fund. Please know we would appreciate your help funding a honeymoon, location and date TBD.