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Amid a Minnesota blizzard in January 2019, Colin packed a U-Haul and moved to Nashville. Far from the familiar, that spring and summer he found comfort in Tennessee’s natural beauty. One day, he had a picnic on a boat dock in Wilson County, TN. As he raised a cracker topped with smoked salmon to his mouth, a kitten emerged from the nearby brush. “Feed me,” the kitten silently demanded, “Now.” Ever since, Colin and Michaela have been subject to Wilson Boat Dock Persons’s rule. Please help us keep him fed.

Do you think “smoothies” and “protein shakes” are concepts manufactured to give adults an excuse to eat baby food? Michaela doesn’t. Colin does. Help Michaela prove Colin wrong with a sophistacted and durable blender/food-processor that can help make soups, pies, ice cream, cookies, cakes, yogurt, smoothies, and other mush-centric things that are definitely not baby food.

Every year, as Colin’s birthday approaches, he asks for pie. Although Michaela prefers to follow a recipe with full integrity, she has always strayed upon reading “In a food processor...” “A blender should be good enough” she mutters. Cue the tearing. Blending. Smashing. Through sheer will power she liquefies the contents of these pies. Does she secretly enjoy the exercise? Maybe. However, we’d like to prevent a future of carpal tunnel. Help us keep pie fillings in the crust and off the ceiling.