Living in Southern California, we've pretty much resigned ourselves to the fact that we'll never own a house... but that hasn't stopped us from squirreling away our pennies and incessantly scrolling through Zillow. Don't think of it as helping us with a down payment, think of it as an investment in your free vacation home!

I mean, have you LOOKED at Airbnbs in Portugal?! Help us plan the honeymoon of our dreams!

Couples who build together, stay together... or something like that.

Nana has these... so we obviously need these.

For beach beer drinkin'

Two bacon egg & cheeses, comin' right up!

We're still trying to figure out how we've managed to live at the beach for this long without ever buying beach towels.

Making smoothies in our current blender sounds like the equivalent of mixing cement and has got to go. We realize this is an exorbitant amount of money to spend on an appliance, so anything you can contribute is greatly appreciated. Our entire neighborhood thanks you.

Help all of our DIY dreams come true!

If you know us at all, you know this will be well-loved in our household.