Where in the world WILL we go after our wedding? Will we just go home instead? It's up to you! That is a joke, please don't feel the need to save our honeymoon, we have plans in place.

As you may or may not know, Matthew and I lead daring, debonair lifestyles, attracting the attention and envy of many, which unfortunately has led to multiple instances of kidnapping. Since this will likely keep happening, it is helpful to keep some cash on hand to pay the dastards should we need to get each other back.

Matthew and I are both highly independent, opinionated individuals. We agree on most things but on this issue alone, we have an irreconcilable difference of opinion, and both of us staunchly believe we are right. As we typically settle issues such as these, we campaign to see who can give us the most money to prove which one of us was right. Give to this fund if you believe Matthew was right.

Matthew and I are both highly independent, opinionated individuals. We agree on most things but on this issue alone, we have an irreconcilable difference of opinion, and both of us staunchly believe we are right. As we typically settle issues such as these, we campaign to see who can give us the most money to prove which one of us was right. Give to this fund if you believe Max was right.

Have you ever felt the romantic need to just give money away without ever knowing what it's going to? To just cast these dollar bills to the whims of fate, watch them scatter to the winds with no promise of what consequence they will achieve? Buddy, have I got the fund for you!

Contributing to this fund is illegal. If you donate to this we will make sure you go to jail.

Give to this fund if you're from or heavily support Minnesota.

Give to this fund if you are from or heavily support Florida.

Give to this fund if you're from or heavily support Georgia.