One of our dreams is to have a gorgeous backyard for our kids to run around like wild banshees. We can't wait to host you for a barbecue on a hot summer night filled with wine-fueled conversation, sparkling fireflies, and mellow James Taylor jams.

If you have ever been to Diane and Bill's house and plopped on the couch, you know this is a necessary home staple.

Jack likes the stars. But they're really far away. He needs something to see them up close.

Marlee loves green tile in a bathroom. And she spends a lot of time in the bathroom. So let's help her make her dreams come true. (Side note: ask the couple about their bathroom divorce).

If none of the above funds tickle your fancy, we would love your general support in one day making our house a home.

Jack is anti receiving wedding gifts. It was once a nice ritual for couples moving in together for the first time, but we have been living in sin together for years. Genuinely the only gift he wants is your participation in the wedding. If you still insist on giving a 2nd gift, give $1 to this fund. If just 20 of you do so, he will feel SO validated and be able to prove society wrong forever. Visit www.jackandmarlee.com/jacks_musings to learn more.