Bill & Liz! Sequoia! Yosemite! Great Basin! Yellowstone! Glacier! OMG!

We've got a lot of projects planned to make your visit REAL comfy, y'all!

Time for this Ikea flatware to go the way of the dodo.

This is Liz's grandmother's china pattern and we found a magical place to get replacements for what we're missing! The pattern is so special, we got matching tattoos of it (no we didn't, Mom).

The better to visit you with, my dear!

We've got a dog and hardwood floors. If you know; you know.

We are not great at this game, so we need practice.

Only the finest, leather-bound tales of seafaring and daring will ever be placed between these whimsical book ends!

Help us remember the "Old Austin" (that may or may not have ever really looked like this)! We'll hang them in the guest room, just for you.

Kinda naughty & makes you laugh: just like us! Play it with us when you visit!

Kinda naughty & makes you laugh: just like us! Play it with us when you visit!

Kinda naughty & makes you laugh: just like us! Play it with us when you visit!

We have heard that grown-ups in magazines have these.

Classy AND Shiny AAAND pointy.

Succulent houses are good because aside from Harriet, we have trouble keeping things alive.

Classy! Shiny! Pointy!

We have heard that grown-ups in magazines have these to match their table runners. No mouth-wiping, please.

SÅLÅD BØLL. YEAH!

We're messy.

We like our cheese stinky and our boards fancy, see?

If you gift this knife, Bill will personally chop all of the vegetables and make homemade pickles and send them to you.

Cheezy knife - easy life!

This spatula's got a hole in it, but we think it'll be good at stripping paint.

We're trying to make a DIY Freddy Krueger claw for next Halloween. Just kidding; we just really don't have steak knives. :)

We probably should have registered for a fridge with an ice maker, huh?

Someday we will have a deck and make you lemonade and put it in this while we listen to Lemonade by Beyoncé -Lizzie

These remind us of the collectable jelly jars we used to have as kids, but y'know - for grown-ups.

These remind us of the collectable jelly jars we used to have as kids, but y'know - for grown-ups.

BUBBLES

I will put some very special wine in these, and force you to drink it with me while I'm insufferably pedantic about it. -Bill

Little a this, little a that...

We don't have anything even remotely resembling an exact measurement outside of Ikea flatware.

Matchy-matchy!

If you haven't had Bill's fried chicken, we can fix that. You want it fixed, trust me. -Liz

Now that we're married, Bill should probably bake some stuff, yeah? -Liz

FAVORITE MOVIE/ANYTIME SNACK! - Bill

Hey there, hot stuff!

Bill loves cooking. Liz loves Bill. Liz loves Bill's cooking. Bill loves Liz. Bill loves cooking for Liz. You see where this is going.

Our favorite carbonated soup place is great, but SO expensive, so we decided we'd experiment at home.

I mean, come on. - Liz