These would make good makeshift fencing masks.

I couldn't find any shields so I settled for a baking sheet.

Stores food in the fridge so you can forget about it until it starts growing mold.

I like this because it looks like a Mongolian traditional hat.

Perfect for back massage.

These make for very impractical scissors.

Even your spoons need to sleep sometimes.

Isn't trivet a great word?

It's fun that you can put pepper in this chess piece.

They make look like candy canes, but they are not edible.

Do you eat your pizza with or without the peel?

Do not iron clothes while wearing them.

These boards don't cut very well.

Chews your food so you don't have to.

You will never need toys for your kids if you have one of these.

Not to be confused with a baseball pitcher.

Good for eating and for self-defense.

"Bright copper kettles and warm wollen mittens"

I don't know exactly what these are but they would make good hats.

With this you can either bake your cake caged or free range.

A spoon... but with holes.

Save the turtles.