Help us buy new legs for Dan so that he will be able to support Em's body weight (as depicted in this image)
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Money for Dan's Legs
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We cannot comment due to the pending nature of this litigation but we need to leave the jurisdiction FAST and the only way to do so without attracting the unwanted attention of law enforcement is on horseback
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Evading the Police on Horseback
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Apparently it's "not medically advisable" to transform into a zebra but it's also "not medically advisable" for the Hamburglar to eat every Big Mac he comes across (not to mention? It sure as h*ck is not legally advisable to acquire Big Macs by larceny) and yet he seems to be doing fine
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Animorphing Into Zebras
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We've never put lemons on our faces and are kinda curious what it would be like
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Lemons On Face
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Help us design our dream at-home torture chamber to be used on our guests and loved ones
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Torture Chamber
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We live in a one-room shack that currently looks like this. Please help
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This Is What Our House Looks Like
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It goes without saying that, in this economy, getting away with murder is a lot more expensive than it used to be. This money will go toward helping Em hire hackers so that approximately 3 minutes of recorded footage from the neighbors' Ring cameras happens to mysteriously disappear before an upcoming court date