Alexis & Dave Are Getting Married
October 01, 2022
The most important thing is to have you with us on our special day. We have been asked what we would need or like, and if you do wish to give us something, a contribution towards our honeymoon would be greatly appreciated.
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This could go to anything and will help anywhere. We appreciate every contribution and we will put it to good use, not just bribing police and buying magnets.
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Contribute to our Honeymoon fund.
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Contribute what you wish
Gas is getting so expensive - sea levels are rising - might as well learn how to surf!
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Surf Lessons!
$50.00
Asking for 10
Purchased 0
0 of 10 purchased
To be honest - Dave is going to need about 85 of these lessons before it's even called "dance".
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Dance Lessons For Two
$75.00
Asking for 10
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They say if you ride a Vespa well enough, you get a cool accent and a leather valise! Let's see if they're right!
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Picturesque Vespa Ride For Two
$100
Asking for 10
Purchased 4
4 of 10 purchased
They say where we're going - we're gonna need the BIG hats.
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We Left Home WITHOUT Our BIG hats!
$50.00
Asking for 5
Purchased 3
3 of 5 purchased
THIS JOKE WROTE ITSELF! (but we paid a joke writer $100 to help us with a draft of this joke, and now we're in the hole.)
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SPACEBALLS - THE WEDDING GIFT
$100
Asking for 20
Purchased 8
8 of 20 purchased
Help! We've flown to a place where dinner starts late and children drink wine. Every time I ask for the chicken fingers they keep leaning in closer - I keep asking louder and slower - still nothin'
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A Dinner in a Land Where People Kiss on the Cheek
$100
Asking for 10
Purchased 8
8 of 10 purchased
We think he likes cows for dinner, but he also likes cows for snacks and lunch and the times between those - and we don't even have a single cow to start with. We're gonna need a lot of - oh my ... he's looking at me...
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Wendy Made a Friend But He's Kind of a Lot!
$150.00
Asking for 5
Purchased 0
0 of 5 purchased
Wouldn't you know it? We got on the plane and realized we'd forgotten our SON! But we're not letting that stop us! Help us buy a new son when we land in France!
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WE FORGOT KEVIN! Help us buy a new one!
$400
Asking for 5
Purchased 1
1 of 5 purchased
We've heard it's terrible.
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We Just Really Want to Try The Chinese Food Here
$40.00
Asking for 4
Purchased 0
0 of 4 purchased
Ok... let's just be calm... you can have my clothes. No problem, but these aren't boots, and this is just a Vespa... but you can have it all. OK - phew... he left. So yeah... gonna need some new clothes, shoes, and a Vespa.
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I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, and Your Motorcycle
$250.00
Asking for 5
Purchased 1
1 of 5 purchased
We bought the PERFECT mattress to cram full of cash but here we are - JUST SLEEPIN on the thing! We've got a hole cut in the side - a new sewing kit - and we're ready to make this happen, we just need your help filling it with green backs!
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WE HAVE A MATTRESS WITH NO CASH IN IT!
$300
Asking for 5
Purchased 0
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WE HAVE SO MANY CANS AND PEOPLE KEEP SHOOTING AT THEM. We don't have any place to put them - but if you'd graciously donate to help us get a solid bulletproof recycling bin - we'd be heading in the right direction.
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WE HATE THESE CANS! MAKE THEM GO AWAY!
$100
Asking for 10
Purchased 1
1 of 10 purchased
Listen, it's been a bit more of a commitment than we had expected. We're about 80% finished building this thing, and some of the stuff we need to finish it is hard to find. If you could help us get a Carbon Fusion Decoupler or a new Garmin, we'd really appreciate it.
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Help us finish the rocket ship we've been building.
$125.00
Asking for 4
Purchased 2
2 of 4 purchased
We've been people our whole lives and while I've never looked at a bug and thought, "Wow... that's the life for me" I have been curious about their day to day. I assume there's some sort of expensive drug that makes you think you're a bug - wanna help us find some? Do you have any? You're not holding out on us are you?
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Help Us Score Those Fun Pills That Make You Think You're a Bug
$150.00
Asking for 3
Purchased 1
1 of 3 purchased
These days riding IN a car seems so passé - we're all about riding ON the car! Help us find new Hood Grabbing Gloves so we don't fly off when we're being chased by a deranged Stunt Man.
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New Hood Gloves!
$250.00
Asking for 3
Purchased 1
1 of 3 purchased
We had just came into two wonderful $30 berets when our guide snatched them off our heads and traded them for some wine he said is "Swiss Aunt" years old. We don't have a lot of confidence in him.
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Our Tour Guide Traded Our Berets for Wine
$60.00
Asking for 4
Purchased 0
0 of 4 purchased
We heard they don't need much attention and you don't have to be a green-thumb to keep them alive, so we're hoping to buy a LOT of interesting plants... from space.
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We've Started Buying a LOT Of Succulents.
$75.00
Asking for 5
Purchased 1
1 of 5 purchased
We're not complaining about being dead. It's really been a special time, but we're hoping to get back to the living world to at least bug some of our friends or move our neighbors trash cans at night. The guy who said he can help us is pretty pricy - looking for whatever we can get. He also accepts roaches.
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We Died! But So Far It's Been a Hoot!
$250.00
Asking for 3
Purchased 2
2 of 3 purchased
We waved at him, he wagged his tail. Then when he had trotted over, Alexis asked, "Are you a good boy?" and he responded calmly, "Can I have like... twenty five dollars?"
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Found a dog that can talk - he asked for $25
$25.00
Asking for 10
Purchased 0
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I've got my robe on, it's a Thursday, you know what that means. That's right. I'm makin' my FAMOUS $35 Margs. These really cost a lot to make. I could cut corners but the product would really suffer. Pony up and you won't regret it.
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I'm Makin' My FAMOUS $35 Margs. Who Wants One?
$35.00
Asking for 10
Purchased 2
2 of 10 purchased
YOU GOTTA TRUST US - THIS SONG IS SUPER GOOD AND CATCHY AND YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT WE JUST NEED $75 TO LAY THESE TRACKS DOWN.
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We Wrote a Song and Need Studio Time - TRUST ME IT'S A HIT.
$75.00
Asking for 4
Purchased 0
0 of 4 purchased
That's right - our car didn't get REpossessed - our car got POSSESSED. On a road trip we parked on an Indian Burial Ground and now we have to feed this thing blood to get it to go. So, long story short, we need money for blood.
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Found Out Our Car is Possessed
$100
Asking for 5
Purchased 1
1 of 5 purchased
They're saying the bribes need to be impressive...
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We've Been Detained By MI6
$150.00
Asking for 4
Purchased 0
0 of 4 purchased
While shredding up some framed artwork we got at a thrift store we found what seems to be a treasure map. Could be worth an actual TREASURE - but we're really busy and with work and stuff we'd rather just sell it for like... how's $300 sound?
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We Found a Treasure Map But Lack The Sense of Adventure
$300
Asking for 2
Purchased 0
0 of 2 purchased
My boss doesn't like to call it "work" but when i'm there at... work... there's no place to put my coat. I've run the numbers and I think it'll cost about $300 to get a new coat rack for everyone to enjoy.
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Raising Money for new Coat Rack at Work
$300
Asking for 2
Purchased 0
0 of 2 purchased
Brandt can't watch!
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Quick Trip To The Cash Machine
$1,000
Asking for 1
Purchased 0
0 of 1 purchased
Group gift
It's our first Honeymoon but we both agree one thing that would make it WAY more fun, is if Adam Sandler came with us. We know that he won't come cheap but everyone has their price, let's find his.
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We Want to Bring Adam Sandler On Our Honeymoon
Contribute what you wish
Contribute what you wish
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I'm sure there's a lot to do in middle-of-nowhere rural Canada, but one thing's for sure, we are going to buy every piece of fruit and veg from that dang cart. Not all at once, but dozens of individual trips back, each with its own bit of small-talk. Maybe a Puppers or two!
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Travel To Letterkenny and Buy All The Produce
$200
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A beast that has been tormenting the village for centuries crossed our paths, Alexis made some very rude faces at it and wouldn't you believe it - he stole our wallets AND ate a bunch of people on our walking tour.
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Alexis Made a Face at a legendary nightmare creature
$400
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He won't say what the $75 is for but he says it's important - and that the hand gesture I made was racist.
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Uh oh - Dave Tried to Speak Italian to the Old Man at the Cheese Shop
$75.00
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There was a fish... it was pretty - I went to point at it and WHOOPSIE there goes my phone and for some reason at that moment I was also holding Alexis' phone... so now we're down to zero phones. Can you help, please?
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We Dropped Our Phones in the Themes - on purpose!
$250.00
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I feel like the stains I got on the Hot Dog Costume would have been OK if they were ketchup or mustard... maybe even relish - but it was chocolate. I got chocolate stains on it and that's embarrassing. I have to get a new hot dog costume because its what I like to wear when I'm home alone, frankly.
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Got Stains on my Unwashable Hot Dog Costume
$200
Purchased
It looked like it was WAVING at us. We certainly didn't save up for something like this, but it just feels like we'd really be missing out not purchasing this item and bringing it home. We'll save a wish for you!
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We've Found the PERFECT Monkey Paw at the Open-Air Market.
$150.00
Purchased
We plan to lose - but it'll be an experience. The entrance fee is our only obstacle from getting nose-deep in some caviar and little crackers. Neither of us likes caviar, but we've also never had it. Here's to new horizons.
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We've Entered a Caviar Eating Competition
$400
Purchased
If you saw it - you'd agree - it just HAS to go in our living room. Help make this dream come true.
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We Found a Picasso That WE MUST HAVE
$300
Purchased
Everyone in town tells us their lemons are the best, they also say they're like... really expensive. We have a lemon tree at home, but I mean... what does a $200 lemon taste like? Can't pass this up!
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The Locals Say We Have To Try The Local Lemons
$200