Simone and Joey
February 13, 2027 (221 days left)
We're so grateful you're here celebrating with us! We put together a registry of things we actually need, things we really want, and a few things I let Joey add. Scroll down to take a look, and enjoy Joey's commentary along the way.
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Our most wanted
Need to replace our years old 78 cent ikea plates -Joey
Courtly Check Everyday Dinner Plates, Set of 4
$139.95
Our most wanted
There's a difference? -Joey
Courtly Check Everyday Lunch Plates, Set of 4
$119.95
Our most wanted
Simone eats a lot of cereal. Can't keep up -Joey
Courtly Check Everyday Bowls, Set of 4
$99.95
Our most wanted
For all of our noodles -Joey
Courtly Check Everyday Pasta Bowls, Set of 4
$129.95
Our most wanted
To eat off our plates -Joey
Lani 18/10 Stainless Steel 65 Pc. Flatware Set, Service for 12
$230
Our most wanted
So we can feed you -Joey
Courtly Check Everyday Serving Bowl, 80-oz.
$149.95
Our most wanted
I'm getting sick of the taste of teflon -Joey
Calphalon
Stainless Steel 6-Piece Cookware Set
$233.99
Free shipping
Available to ship Jul 9, 2026
Our most wanted
Awarded Best Air Purifier by NY Times, it's been shown to "reduce heavy smoke pollution in a New York City office by as much as 99.6%." We're going to need that during wildfire season! -Simone
Coway Airmega Mighty AP-1512HH Air Purifier | Best Air Purifier by NY Times
$219.99
Our most wanted
We need to protect our treasures... and secrets -Joey
Master Lock Black Premium 2-Hour Fireproof Safe with Digital Keypad, 0.82 cu-ft
$339.99
Our most wanted
We lost our remote -Joey
Samsung 65" Class – U7900F Series - 4K Crystal UHD Smart TV
$329.99
Our most wanted
To keep us and the kitties alert and safe during wildfire season!
AirVisual Pro Indoor Monitor
$329.99
Our most wanted
Simone won't let me go in public if my shirt is wrinkly -Joey
Jack ＆ Rose Travel Steamer for Clothes,100-220V Portable Iron,15s Heat Up,Steamer ＆ Iron 2 In 1, Travel Size,Large Ceramic Heat Panel,for Global and Europe
$62.69
Our most wanted
For emergencies, like if the power grid goes down in an earthquake!
BLUETTI Elite 30 V2 Portable Power Station | 600W 288Wh (Twilight Glow Purple)
$239
Our most wanted
Black Powecom ® KN95 Respirator Face Mask - Ear Loop - 10 masks per pack - Made to the NEW GB2626-2019 Standard with Better Breathability - Bona Fide Masks™ is the EXCLUSIVE DISTRIBUTOR for Powecom® in the United States & Canada!
$11.70
Uninterruptible power supply, will be especially useful if the internet goes out in LA and Simone still needs to work
APC - UPS Battery Backup Pro, 1500VA/900W, Tower, 10 Outlets, LCD Display, USB-A + USB-C ports - Black
$219.99
The phone alarm isn't enough for Simone -Joey
Hatch
Restore 3 Smart Alarm Clock
$169.99
Free shipping
Available to ship Jul 10, 2026
Pls our floors are so sticky -Joey
BISSELL
SpinWave® Cordless Hard Floor Spin Mop
$164.49
Free shipping
Available to ship Jul 9, 2026
Turtlebox Waterproof Ranger Speaker
$250
Plz help I'm soggy -Joey
Madison Park
Signature Turkish Cotton 6-Piece Bath Towel Set
$74.99
Free shipping
Available to ship Jul 9, 2026
Holly needs new sheets for her bed -Joey
Madison Park
4-Piece Egyptian Cotton Sheet Set
$89.99
Free shipping
Available to ship Jul 9, 2026
Betty needs new sheets for her bed -Joey
Madison Park
4-Piece Egyptian Cotton Sheet Set
$89.99
Free shipping
Available to ship Jul 9, 2026
Coleman
Outdoor Collapsible Wagon
$171.99
Free shipping
Available to ship Jul 9, 2026
Group gift
Cash fund
Our Honeymoon Fund
for the memories :)
Artifact Uprising
Hardcover Wedding Photo Book Gift Card
$174
Available to ship Jul 9, 2026
Courtly Check Supper Club Salad Serving Set
$99.95
Courtly Check Chip & Dip Set
$139.95
Courtly Check Large Everyday Bowl, 128-oz.
$109.95
Courtly Check Enameled Steel Abundant Bowl
$99.95
Group gift
*angry snarling* -Betty
Cash fund
Year's Supply Of Cat Treats
$200
Baratza Encore ESP Coffee Grinder ZCG495BLK, Black
$199.95
Capri Blue Volcano Nautical Rope Glass Candle - Volcano, M
$42
That's that me espresso -Joey
Gaggia Classic Pro E24
$549
Oniva
Monaco Reclining Beach Backpack Chair
MSRP $109.99Our price $99.99
Free shipping
Available to ship Jul 9, 2026
Morgan Double Old Fashioned Glasses, Set of 4
$56
Baxton Studio
Ivana Contemporary Plant Stand
$41.99
Free shipping
Available to ship Jul 9, 2026
Switch it up like nintendo -Joey
Nintendo Switch 2
$499.99
Betty needs more scratchers because even tho she has plenty, her greed knows no bounds. - Joey
Happy & Polly Mushroom Sisal Cat Scratching Post, 2 count
$59.99
BergHOFF
Pakka Stainless Steel Steak Knife, Set of 4
MSRP $117Our price $69.99
Free shipping
Available to ship Jul 9, 2026
Size: MediumPattern: Courtly Check
Enamel Practical Pitcher
$129.95
Because Gigi gives us lots of napkins and we need someplace to store them :)
Courtly Check Cocktail Napkin Holder
$49.95
Check Everyday Mixing Bowls, Set of 3
$199.95
Courtly Check Supper Club Pie Server
$69.95
Courtly Check Everyday Oval Platters, Set of 2
$149.95
Climate change is real, help us keep the lights on (and phones charged) no matter what!
OUPES 100W Portable Solar Panel, Solar Charger for Portable Power Stations | Multiple Connectors (MC.4/Anderson/XT60/DC7909/DC5521), 16.4FT Extra-Long 16AWG Cable, 23% High Efficiency, Foldable, IP65
$180
Doctor said I can't keep flipping pancakes and stirring soup with my bare hands. - Joey
Crate & Barrel Stainless Utensils, Set of 8
$249.95
Simone lost knife privileges after the incident - Joey
OXO ® Vegetable Chopper
$24.95
Don't tell gigi
Kiwi Bird
$42.45
Atwell Cake Stand
$99.95
"Coffee gets stale and loses it's flavor, is something I would believe if I were a coffee snob which I'm definitely not." - Joey"Liar." - Simone
Airscape Matte Black Coffee Canister
$44
"Simone said that 'Dirt isn't seasoning' when i make her salads" - Joey
Over-The-Sink Mesh Colander
$34.95
Mila Bowl
$39.95
For our children
Happy & Polly Tulip Design Large Cat Tree, Pink
$239.99
Cane's won't let us go inside just to fill up a bag of ice anymore.
Cuisinart ® Nugget Ice Cube Maker
$299.95
For emergencies, such as if the power grid goes down during a bad storm or earthquake!
MIDLAND RADIO E+READY Emergency Alert Weather Radio, Red/Black (ER10VP)
$32.79
*purring so loud the floor shakes* - Holly
Happy & Polly Double-Sided Round Cat Scratcher Bed Toy, Set of 2
$39.99
I want to make little latte flowers for Simone in the morning - Joey
Breville ® Latte Art Milk Jug
$49.95
Mini Scissor Handled Serving Tongs
$13
Epicurean ® Prep Boards, Set of 2
$74.95
Nordic Ware ® Anniversary Bundt ® Pan
$49.95
Sometimes it's raining outside but the urge to grill is overwhelming. - Joey
Reversible Ceramic Double Griddle
$149.95
Think of all the chips we could have for the dip - Joey
Mezze Ceramic Tapas Serving Round Modular Platter
$59.95
Scoop up the cream - Joey
Zeroll Anti-Freeze Ice Cream Scoop
$26.95
My old tongs have sharp edges that sometimes cut my hand - Joey
Crate & Barrel 12" Stainless Steel Tongs
$39.95
I need to take 300 beers on the go and I gotta keep them cold - Joey
YETI Tundra 45 Hard Cooler Navy
$325
To avoid our apartment flooding (AGAIN!)
Drain Defender 12-in L x 12-in W x 12-in dia 2-in high drain defense Grate
$39.95
For when Simone is mad at me -Joey
Clostnature 4-Man Lightweight Backpacking Tent - 3 Season Ultralight Waterproof Camping Tent, Large Size Easy Setup Tent for Family, Outdoor, Hiking and Mountaineering
$99.99
Southwest Airlines
Southwest Gift Card
$100
Available to ship Jul 8, 2026
Our old plastic cutting boards are apparently "putting microplastics in our food" which isn't true because I'm putting full sized plastic shavings in our food. - Joey
Epicurean Nutmeg Non-Slip Paper Composite Cutting Board, Set of 3
$134.85
Because we learned the hard way that 'it probably won't flood again' is not a plan :/
Helhom 5 ft. Water Activated Flood Barriers for Garage and Home Doors, Sandless Sandbag for Rain Water Control (4 Pack) 37049_VAFQL
$118.45
Smashburger! - Joey
Lodge ® 6.25" Seasoned Cast Iron Burger Press
$19.95
Glace Stoneware Ice Cream Bowl - Pink Pattern, One Size
$14
PowerShot G7 X Mark III Black
$879.99
Glace Stoneware Ice Cream Bowl - Blue Pattern, One Size
$14
Zeta Dishcloths, Set of 4 - Multi, Set Of 4
$24
Fujifilm
Instax Mini 12 Camera and Film Bundle
$139.99
Free shipping
Available to ship Jul 14, 2026
To store water in case of emergencies!
Water Cube
$17.95
Great Bay Home
Edgartown Oversized Assorted Beach Towel, Set of 4
$84.99
Free shipping
Available to ship Jul 29, 2026
SOLVINDEN Floor lamp - dimmable/red
$49.99
We have an obscene amount of vinyls but no way to play them -Joey
1 by ONE High Fidelity Belt Drive Turntable with Built-in Speakers, Vinyl Record Player with Magnetic Cartridge, Wireless Playback and Aux-in Functionality, Auto Off
$189.99
Hold N' Storage - Wrapping Paper Storage Container. Fits up to 27 Rolls 1.37" Diam.
$27.49
Beats Pill Wireless Bluetooth Speaker
$99.99
Tavo Pets Crispin Impact-Tested Pet Travel Crate, Large in Onyx
$500
Photo Strip Brass Picture Frame Wall Hook - Gold, ONE SIZE
$19
Crock-Pot 7-Qt. Cook & Carry Slow Cooker in Mushroom
$94.95
Kodak Snapic A1 35mm Film Camera - Rhino Grey, ONE SIZE
$99
Bud Vase Fridge Magnet Set - Assorted, ONE SIZE
$30
KitchenAid ® 3-in-1 Pasta Attachment
$179.95
JISULIFE Neck Fan Life4 New Target Exclusive Color
$31.44
Clean water is a right, but the world treats it like a privilege.
Sawyer Squeeze Water Filtration System with Cnoc Premium 2-Liter Bladder - Clear
$48.69
Recommended by the Red Cross
SOL Emergency Bivvy and Rescue Whistle | Red Cross Store
$25.49
For calming the cats down during an emergency such as a fire alarm or earthquake!
Feliway Cat Classic Calming Spray, Stress & Anxiety Relief for Cats, 60 ml
$24.99
For emergencies!
Superior Tool Gas Valve Shut-Off Wrench
$9.99
For the kitties on hot days, or for if the power grid goes down!
The Green Pet Shop Cool Pad Dog & Cat Bed Cover, Pink, X-Small
$14.99
To keep the heat out!
Set of 2 Catarina Layered Solid Blackout and Sheer Hidden Tab Top Curtain Panel - Exclusive Home
$39.99
This flat cable lets us run solar power from the balcony panel straight into the apartment without drilling through the wall or door, basically the missing link that makes the whole setup actually work hehe
Super Flat Solar Cable Connector, 30Amp Balcony Photovoltaic Solar Extension Wire with Male and Female Connectors Solar Panel Adaptor for RV Solar Panels (Black and Red) 100CM 3.3FT
$22.99
In a real outage or water disruption, basic sanitation is one of the first things to go, and it's a lot less fun to figure out in the moment than ahead of time!
Toilet Bowl Liners
$16.99
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A small gift that makes a big difference in keeping our home (and air) clean for our two cats and us :)
BOS Amazing Odor Sealing Cat Waste Disposal Bags - Durable, Unscented[Size: L, Color: light blue] (60 Count, Pack of 2) (120 Bags) ★NOT a litter box liner
$33.40
Cheap insurance against extreme temps, no landlord drama required
3M Indoor Window Film Insulator Kit 36 in. L X 60 in. W 2 pk
$12.99
So next time the water shows up before we do, our phones know first!
GoveeLife Water Leak Detector 1s
$54.99
If the power goes out, this will be our cooling option for us and the cats!
FRIZCOL 3-in-1 Camping Fan - Portable Fans Rechargeable - 24000mAh Battery Powered Fan with Light & Remote for Indoor, Outdoor, Tent, Travel, Fishing, Jobsite, Gifts for Men Dad Him - Green
$29.98
Beach State
Lanikai Beach Insulated Soft Cooler Bag
MSRP $85.99Our price $77.99
Free shipping
Available to ship Jul 9, 2026
Stasher Reusable Silicone Half-Gallon Bag
$22.99