We are SO excited for our honeymoon: a cross-country roadtrip from our wedding in Las Vegas, back home to New York City! Since we are flying into Vegas, we will be renting a car to ferry us back home. Your contribution will be used to cover the rental, gas and any parking fees we may encounter at such historic sites as The Mitchell Corn Palace and The SPAM Museum.

We are SO excited for our honeymoon: a cross-country roadtrip from our wedding in Las Vegas, back home to New York City! Did you know that Myles is an elite-tier member on the "Hotels Tonight" app? And did you know that Hattie, in all her couponing glory, often finds nice hotel rooms for $50 and under when she and Myles go on impromptu road trips? It's TRUE! All this to say: Your contribution to our hotel/motel fund will go FAR. Thank you!

Well, eventually, the honeymoon comes to an end. That's when we go home, and we get to see Dottie! Dottie is our cat. She is not coming to the wedding (she's busy) but she is so excited to hear about it. If you contribute to this fund, we will use the proceeds to buy Dottie treats (so she forgives us for leaving her), repair or replace home appliances (improve Dottie's quality of life) and save towards a bigger apartment (more room for Dottie to lounge).

Did you know? Myles is from Hawaii. Hattie is from Missouri. They both live in New York. Their families are all over the dang place! Your contribution will go towards the hottest commodity of all: airline tickets during the holiday season. For example, this photo was taken at Thanksgiving 2024, when our families met up in Las Vegas. Hey! Las Vegas! That's where we're getting married!!! Wow what a beautiful coincidence.

Traditionally, wedding vows include the phrase "til death do us part." But wait! What if you could keep us together BEYOND THE VEIL OF MORTALITY?! When we got engaged, we told a few people we wanted to register for our (eventual!) grave sites and markers. They thought we were joking. We are not joking! Contributions to this fund will be earmarked for a VERY FANCY mausoleum, many, MANY years in the future. Photo is from a date at Sleepy Hollow cemetery, where we visited some of Myles' ancestors!

We are SO excited for our honeymoon: a cross-country roadtrip from our wedding in Las Vegas, back home to New York City! We hope to visit every ballpark we can during the trip. We also hope to do karaoke in as many cities as possible. Contributions to this fund will go towards (major and minor league!) baseball tickets and songs at karaoke bars all across America.

We are SO excited for our honeymoon: a cross-country roadtrip from our wedding in Las Vegas, back home to New York City! We'll need lots of energy on our two-week trip, and the best way to get that energy is via gas station hot dogs. We hope to eat at least one hot dog in every state we drive through, so your contributions to the Hot Dog Fund are very appreciated.

We received this lovely stand mixer, but no note—if you purchased it, please let us know!