Liz and I love a good Wurst! In fact she always tells me I am what I eat (The Wurst). As we will be eating a large number of delicious sausages as we travel, we figured we should set aside a special pot of money just for that.

I would say "Yay, we're going to Amsterdam so we get to buy weed!"... but it's legal in California now too! Regardless, buy us a gram of weed, because that's awesome and you're cool. We will of course test out the goods in Amsterdam and, if you buy us this gift, we will absolutely let you know what it was called and if it was any good!

In addition to Wurst, Schnitzel, and all of the other goodies, Liz and I will try to have a couple of very nice romantic dinners both on and after our trip. These will hopefully fill the niche of classy indulgence, and not leave us filled to the brim with heavy and delicious fried meats and beer.

Liz and I will start our late honeymoon in Munich Germany where we plan to look at historical sites, visit the Rathaus-Glockenspiel, and partake in some delicious Wurst and Bier!

Zola suggests things for our vacation like "Couples Massage" or "Horseback Riding on the Beach." Clearly they don't understand that Liz and I don't do that kind of vanilla romantic crap! Across Germany and Austria we will stare into others eyes while chowing down on the most delicious type of breaded and fried meat WEINERSCHNITZEL. Thus, we have set up a large fund for this food, as eating it is bound to be a very happy and special memory for us.

Liz and I are planning to stop by the Van Gogh museum in Amsterdam. Not only is his artwork incredible, but lets be real the guy is just super hardcore! I mean he cut off his own ear and sent it to somebody. Purchase of this gift makes you as hardcore as Van Gogh.