Buy this to reduce ZZ's excuse on not watering them.

We'll have no excuse not to eat fruit!

There's a first time for everything - in this case it's staying at an "all-inclusive resort" during our honeymoon in Puerto Vallarta! For this item the platform only supports Venmo, but we also happily accept check, Zelle, or red pocket money. Please record your purchase by clicking "I have contributed"!

Sharks, our business plan is to scope out every boutique coffee shop in San Francisco. Get in on the ground floor of this exciting opportunity and you will surely reap dividends. For this item the platform only supports Venmo, but we also happily accept check, Zelle, or red pocket money. Please record your purchase by clicking "I have contributed"!

It's time to face our thirties and start putting up family photos. For this item the platform only supports Venmo, but we also happily accept check, Zelle, or red pocket money. Please record your purchase by clicking "I have contributed"!

We're not cooking after this wedding is over with. Help us get a bite to go at our favorite local pizzeria! For this item the platform only supports Venmo, but we also happily accept check, Zelle, or red pocket money. Please record your purchase by clicking "I have contributed"!

Fancy Garbage!

And any other fun kitchen towels at the same place! (ZZ wants more cat themed stuff at home but Greg doesn't...)

Need a proper tool to satisfy that nooooooodle craving!

We've rented at our current place long enough that we probably should invest in our backyard! Starting right from a new layer of weed barrier and mulch.

It's like a metaphor for marriage...

Found these in a random hallway of the SF Shipyard Open Studios event. We met the artist, who said she'd mixed her daily leftover palette into an abstract landscape of California. We had to snatch it up, but you can reimburse us and claim the credit! For this item the platform only supports Venmo, but we also happily accept check, Zelle, or red pocket money. Please record your purchase by clicking "I have contributed"!

Yes that's the board game cafe 1 block away from us, and we have never visited with just us two. Greg really wants to drag ZZ here. Please help him sweeten the deal!

Sponsor an unforgettable gastronomical experience on our honeymoon! For this item the platform only supports Venmo, but we also happily accept check, Zelle, or red pocket money. Please record your purchase by clicking "I have contributed"!

Industrial quantities of domestic bliss. For this item the platform only supports Venmo, but we also happily accept check, Zelle, or red pocket money. Please record your purchase by clicking "I have contributed"!

Help us wow and irritate our friends with our knowledge of the fine arts: one annual membership to both the de Young and Legion of Honor Museums in SF. Rotating exhibits included! For this item the platform only supports Venmo, but we also happily accept check, Zelle, or red pocket money. Please record your purchase by clicking "I have contributed"!

Protect ZZ's fingers from her dull knives and staunch frugality.

National Parks are a big part of our life, and we have a scratch-off poster to record our travels. Help us etch out a few more! For this item the platform only supports Venmo, but we also happily accept check, Zelle, or red pocket money. Please record your purchase by clicking "I have contributed"!

An ice cream machine, really? Based on our research, this device produces healthy (i.e. low fat) yet smooth ice cream. Order now to reduce Greg and ZZ's impulsive decision-making in the Trader Joe's frozen aisle!

Bring a dash of life to our backyard! Also, free Cat TV.

Lure ZZ into the backyard!