Graham & Sonja
August 30, 2025
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Learn Monster-Suit Combat Techniques
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Contribute to this if you think we should go to Japan and train our bodies and mental fortitude for the grueling and thankless work of being the people inside foam rubber monster costumes in tokusatsu productions. We will probably have to be in Japan for a while in pursuit of this dream before there's any movement on it, so this would also cover essentials like convenience store sushi, vending machine cocktails and capsule hotels. Also trains. There's a lot of trains.
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Learn Monster-Suit Combat Techniques

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Learn Vampire Hunting Tradecraft
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Vote for this option if you think we should find the shadowy corners of the world where that most dreaded of apex predators, the Vampyr, still looms large in the dread of man. Contributions will help us ingratiate ourselves into the Knights Templar's most hidden sect, the Sectae Poenae Solis, and convince them that we are worthy allies in the aeons-old battle between man and demon. Additional expenses including but not limited to: consecrated oils, silver weaponry, and removal of curses.
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Learn Vampire Hunting Tradecraft

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Help Cover The Wedding
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Choose this option if you recognize that, while our honeymoon ambitions may be overly ambitious, having a wedding is just plain expensive. And since we've yet to patent any revolutionary technologies or find out we're lone beneficiaries of far-flung oligarchs, we're not too proud to say that it would be awesome if you wanted to make this wedding hurt just a little bit less. Thanks!
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Help Cover The Wedding

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