All of our linens are leftovers from the days when David would rent out his furnished house to foreign filmmakers. None of it matches and it's very rag tag. We don't mind necessarily, but it would be a real treat to have some proper linen.

If you've been over 1814 and had one of Gia's famous midnight cakes, you know this pan will go to good use in her mission to stuff wine drunk friends full of cake to prevent political discussion turning into full blown shouting matches.

If you've been over 1814 and had one of Gia's famous midnight cakes, you know this pan will go to good use in her mission to stuff wine drunk friends full of cake to prevent political discussion turning into full blown shouting matches.

If you've been over 1814 and had one of Gia's famous midnight cakes, you know this pan will go to good use in her mission to stuff wine drunk friends full of cake to prevent political discussion turning into full blown shouting matches.

If you've been over 1814 and had one of Gia's famous midnight cakes, you know this pan will go to good use in her mission to stuff wine drunk friends full of cake to prevent political discussion turning into full blown shouting matches.

**Gia opens them and passes out with joy**

All the kitchen gear is on here for Gia, but this... this special gem of a thing is specifically on here for David, whose favorite activity is reading his books in the bath when he has a bout of insomnia due to his injured leg, and he has dropped more books in the water than we can count.

All of our linens are leftovers from the days when David would rent out his furnished house to foreign filmmakers. None of it matches and it's very rag tag. We don't mind necessarily, but it would be a real treat to have some proper linen.

All of our linens are leftovers from the days when David would rent out his furnished house to foreign filmmakers. None of it matches and it's very rag tag. We don't mind necessarily, but it would be a real treat to have some proper linen.

We have loads of records, but our turn table broke!

Selfishly gift this one if you're someone who comes over to book club/dinner/late night hangs. It will make regular appearances. You will not be let down.

This is David's exact "lucky mug". We break one every year. This will keep David's writing days lucky for four whole years!

All of our linens are leftovers from the days when David would rent out his furnished house to foreign filmmakers. None of it matches and it's very rag tag. We don't mind necessarily, but it would be a real treat to have some proper linen.

If you've been over 1814 and had one of Gia's famous midnight cakes, you know this pan will go to good use in her mission to stuff wine drunk friends full of cake to prevent political discussion turning into full blown shouting matches.