Sometimes after a long day, you just want to go out for a drive with some friends, but why go outside when you can stay inside?

There are few activities in life that bring as much joy as washing your hands, but where is the joy if there is no soap? This designer soap dispenser is definitely a need and in no way a want. Really.

Shoes are known for being too quiet, leaving the house eerily quiet. This shoehorn increases the volume of the shoes, giving them a voice they otherwise would not have.

This tool allows us to dice tomatoes more cleanly and efficiently than dicing tomatoes with our bare hands.

Currently, we wear our pot lids on our heads like hats. This tool will give us a cleaner and more sanitary way to store our pot lids.

There's got to be a better way of storing our cutlery than piling them all in the sock drawer.

Frequently, one may want two pieces of paper when there is only one. This innovative appliance and transform a single sheet of paper into two, three, or more sheets! Truly a money saver.

There are many toasters, but this is The Toaster. Other toasters may toast bread, but The Toaster will toast bread... to perfection. Also it'll look really nice and we will make it the centerpiece of our house.

What does this do? Buy it and find out!

This silly looking device will keep our knives sharp. Like really sharp.

Bad dreams? This modern day dream catcher will replace any nightmares with good ones! Also it doubles as a wifi router.

They say the truest test of marriage is if you would swallow your partner whole and walk off a cliff.

Yeah so basically there's a wire on my wall and I want it to go away. This item will make it go away, yay!

Why buy confetti when you can make your own at home?

We couldn't find it in stock, but maybe you can?

This game will teach us how to help animals cross the street safely.

For when you want to cut just the potato but not the counter top.

Currently, our plan is to sleep on our bare mattress and use our spare shirts as sheets. This product to change all of that.

Something to keep us warm for those "freezing" SoCal winters.

The duvet keeps us warm, but what keeps the duvet warm? This.

Here's another duvet jacket but in white. Gotta expand its wardrobe.

Cans have traditionally been opened by baking them in the oven at 500F for 30 minutes - but this process is time consuming and spreads the food throughout the oven. This tool helps speed up the process drastically, saving us time. As a bonus, it even leaves the food in the can, making it easier to consume.

By purchasing this item, you will guarantee our parmesan cheese consumption goes up 400%! Cheese not included.

Occasionally, we have an appliance that is at point A, but the power outlet is at point B. This tool will allow us to bridge the gap between point A and point B, making the appliance run more efficiently.

For when we want to grab something, but it's too hot. Or too cold. Or too far away. Or it's a salad.

So I'm fine with eating unpeeled carrots, but apparently that's "unusual" and "barbaric" so this peeler can put and end to that.

For separating the pasta from the water and the dirt from the vegetables.

What's in the drain? Under the couch? Behind the wall? Inside the toilet? This marvelous tool answers all of those questions, and more!

When you have a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. This is the hammer.

After wearing our clothes, it is customary to place worn clothing on the ground. Unfortunately, this presents a tripping hazard once enough clothing has accumulated. This object consolidates the worn clothing and drastically reduces the tripping hazard within our house.

When we cook a lot of food, we have only one option: eat all the food. This handy-dandy contraption opens up a new option: save the food for later.

Cars have turbos, but our vacuum does not. This cannot stand. End turbo inequality by buying this vacuum turbo today!

This tool will give our salad the ride of its life

This scale helps us find the weight of food before it enters the body. It's considered impolite to find the weight of food after it leaves the body, so we won't be doing that.