Adding a second bathroom for the health and longevity of our budding marriage may prove crucial. Or if you're handy, we'll grab a permit and bang this thing out together in say 20-30 min??

For the sake of Love & Logistics... Our shared command center means fewer "wait, you didn't tell me that" moments, shared brain power for remembering birthdays or who's picking up the kids from practice, etc. etc. We'll dodge double-bookings and Lynn's flight schedule won't come as a surprise each week. So go ahead, gift us the magic of mutual scheduling - and we'll be sure to book you for our first double date!!

Microplastics? Barf. Bacteria on wood? Say less. Prematurely wear out the longevity of our knife blades? Likely. Feel better about the food we're preparing to put in our bodies? Priceless.

Would you miss us if we moved away to an undesirable area where living is cheap but probably dangerous for your future nieces and nephews to grow up? If you answered yes, this gift is for you. We want to finish our basement so we can grow our family... before outgrowing our home. Otherwise, enjoy our life updates from Christmas cards.

We want to take advantage of traveling during our pre-child-years together. Lodging, food and excursion fund. Come with us! or we'll send you a post card.

Lynn will be moving into Emily's home to start their lives together as newlyweds. There are a few prioritized home improvements on the near horizon the couple plans to tackle together. The windows are original and in dire need of upgrading to the current century.

Totally kidding... unless you're gonna do it.

Not to name names, but one of us had this pan as part of a non-toxic matching set... and the other one of us wrecked it beyond repair while (generously) making dinner. We've been making all our shared meals in the mini pan until we replace the 10.5 incher.

Decision fatigue. Added two options to the registry. We need one or the other. You choose for us - it's half the gift.

Imagine this: A girl grows up playing soccer. She has T-shirts... So many T-shirts. That same girl (now fully-grown) still wears these T-shirts to sleep. Mind you, some of these T-shirts have been in rotation for over 2 decades. What would represent a fresh start as we embark on marriage together? New PJs. Looking for non-toxic fabrics or 100% cotton to sleep in sweet marital bliss. Any brand rec's welcome!

The tempo pauses. The crowd is hushed. The doors open. The guests stand and turn. 'Ooh"s and "Aww"s are murmured. There. There's the bride....and THERE'S the VEIL that you gifted for the cute little wifey walking down the aisle. The veil tore when Jesus died and rose again and on 9/21/25 this symbolic moment can be shared between us for a lifetime.