Emily & Josh
October 30, 2021
Welcome to our registry. We're glad you're here! You may notice that many of the items are cash funds - these are mostly (but not all) to help fund our freakin' FANTASTIC semi-all-inclusive honeymoon in Cancun. There are some durable goods items as well. If you are confused, please contact a person getting married. We love you!
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Bangin' beach swimwear to flaunt what we got in Cancun
Because we're hot and we know it, and other people need to know it too. Fund Josh's new swim trunks and Emily's stylin' sun-protective swimwear.
Cash fund
Bangin' beach swimwear to flaunt what we got in Cancun
$76.67

Asking for 2

Purchased 1

1 of 2 purchased

1st leg of journey to Cancun: Chicago -> Louisville, KY
Flapping our wings will only get us so far! Note: we will not actually be stopping in Louisville. All distances are estimates. All descriptions are lies. Including this one.
Cash fund
1st leg of journey to Cancun: Chicago -> Louisville, KY
$49.87

Asking for 2

Purchased 0

0 of 2 purchased

2nd leg of journey to Cancun: Louisville -> ATL
As we get farther away from Chicago, we begin to dream of seeing crystal clear waters .... a child cries behind us, and we wake from our reverie.
Cash fund
2nd leg of journey to Cancun: Louisville -> ATL
$45.64

Asking for 2

Purchased 0

0 of 2 purchased

Plane snacks
Group gift
Glam out in style with unlimited biscuits.
Cash fund
Plane snacks
$67.90
29%

$47.90 still needed

$47.90 still needed

4th leg of journey to Cancun: Northern Gulf -> Middle Gulf
Our minds take flight amidst the endless blue of the Gulf. We can sense it. We are almost there. Tacos. Yes, tacos.
Cash fund
4th leg of journey to Cancun: Northern Gulf -> Middle Gulf
$45.24

Asking for 2

Purchased 0

0 of 2 purchased

Last leg of journey to Cancun: Middle Gulf -> Cancun
Sweet eureka we have found it! The land of the all-inclusive resort. Here shall our love reside for a brief while as we take respite, safe in the embrace of our tracking bracelets.
Cash fund
Last leg of journey to Cancun: Middle Gulf -> Cancun
$48.89

Asking for 2

Purchased 1

1 of 2 purchased

Micheladas at the swim up bar
A drink as spicy as these honeymooners! (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Micheladas at the swim up bar
$15.23

Asking for 5

Purchased 2

2 of 5 purchased

Get our snack attack on at Arenal
AND THERE SHALL BE SNACKS (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Get our snack attack on at Arenal
$43.23

Asking for 3

Purchased 1

1 of 3 purchased

Paddleboard rental from which to fall off
Have you done this before? Is it hard? (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Paddleboard rental from which to fall off
$34.13

Asking for 2

Purchased 1

1 of 2 purchased

Bus tickets from Cancun -> Valladolid (look it up!)
After several days in the veritable soul of luxury, we head to more humble dwellings to experience ruins and life semi-off-the-beaten path.
Cash fund
Bus tickets from Cancun -> Valladolid (look it up!)
$33.33

Asking for 1

Purchased 0

0 of 1 purchased

Taxi fare to Eco Genesis Retreat Ek Balam (Look it up!)
This truly delightful place will be our home for 4 days. We're going to learn some Mayan! https://www.genesisretreat.com/
Cash fund
Taxi fare to Eco Genesis Retreat Ek Balam (Look it up!)
$29.91

Asking for 1

Purchased 0

0 of 1 purchased

Taxi fare to Valladolid to go back home and get a COVID test!
What's that? You haven't heard of COVID!? Well, do I have a story to tell you ...
Cash fund
Taxi fare to Valladolid to go back home and get a COVID test!
$27.72

Asking for 2

Purchased 0

0 of 2 purchased

Bus ticket from Valladolid -> Cancun -> Cancun Airport to say goodbye :(
And so we begin our long journey home. Fare thee well, MX.
Cash fund
Bus ticket from Valladolid -> Cancun -> Cancun Airport to say goodbye :(
$17.84

Asking for 1

Purchased 0

0 of 1 purchased

1st leg of journey back: Cancun -> Southern Gulf
Alas all things must end. So we depart sadly but not without hope. We lift our eyes to the sky, the same sky that shelters our sweet home Chicago. To you we shall return.
Cash fund
1st leg of journey back: Cancun -> Southern Gulf
$49.21

Asking for 2

Purchased 0

0 of 2 purchased

2nd leg of journey back: Southern gulf -> Northern gulf
We will always have the memories, it's true. We coo to one another on the plane, recalling sweet blue drinks on the rooftop, wild afternoons of perfect laziness, a macaw.
Cash fund
2nd leg of journey back: Southern gulf -> Northern gulf
$48.08

Asking for 2

Purchased 0

0 of 2 purchased

3rd leg of journey back: Northern gulf -> Atlanta
Now hovering over the great hulking landmass that is the USA, we feel our hearts and souls returning to thoughts of home. Are our plants alive?
Cash fund
3rd leg of journey back: Northern gulf -> Atlanta
$42.10

Asking for 2

Purchased 0

0 of 2 purchased

4th leg of journey back: ATL to Louisville
But let us not yet think of work! Of our daily finger toil that we, eking out our existence by commanding mindless machines, must return to come Monday. Let us yet be free ....
Cash fund
4th leg of journey back: ATL to Louisville
$48.20

Asking for 2

Purchased 0

0 of 2 purchased

Last leg from Cancun: Louisville -> Chicago
And so we return, our hearts filled with hope for the life together, with potent memories yet to savor. It is here we truly begin. It is here our love will grow.
Cash fund
Last leg from Cancun: Louisville -> Chicago
$44.44

Asking for 2

Purchased 0

0 of 2 purchased

1 year supply of 90% Lindt Chocolate
Group gift
One of the worst moments in our relationship was when Josh brought home 85% dark chocolate. 90% or bust.
Cash fund
1 year supply of 90% Lindt Chocolate
$208.23
9%

$188.23 still needed

$188.23 still needed

1 year supply of Cameron's Coffee (Josh's favorite coffee)
Group gift
Marital bliss begins with a cup of cold brew. Ask Josh about his system!
Cash fund
1 year supply of Cameron's Coffee (Josh's favorite coffee)
$363.74
6%

$339.04 still needed

$339.04 still needed

Custom 14-Cup Food Processor DFP-14BCNY
Group gift
Cuisinart
Custom 14-Cup Food Processor DFP-14BCNY
MSRP $449.99Our price $299.99
0%

$275.60 still needed

$275.60 still needed

Are Josh and Emily actually SNAKE PEOPLE?
Vote with your dollars!
Cash fund
Are Josh and Emily actually SNAKE PEOPLE?
$1.01

Asking for 49

Purchased 32

32 of 49 purchased

Hate all these gifts?
Your love is more than enough. But also feel free to Venmo us a blessing. Or get us a pig candle.
Cash fund
Hate all these gifts?
$1.23

Asking for 76

Purchased 1

1 of 76 purchased

Send us a book you like!
Or even just a recommendation!
Cash fund
Send us a book you like!
$1.83

Asking for 82

Purchased 1

1 of 82 purchased

13 - 15 years - Pandemic
13 - 15 years - Pandemic
$49.99

Asking for 1

Purchased 0

0 of 1 purchased

Pantone The Game
Pantone The Game
$29.07

Asking for 1

Purchased 0

0 of 1 purchased

8 - 15 years - Patchwork Board Game
8 - 15 years - Patchwork Board Game
$39

Asking for 1

Purchased 0

0 of 1 purchased

for Sale Card Game
for Sale Card Game
$26.39

Asking for 1

Purchased 0

0 of 1 purchased

Artisan Stand Mixer, 5 Qt
Group gift
KitchenAid
Artisan Stand Mixer, 5 Qt
$499.99
0%

$474.05 still needed

$474.05 still needed

Snorkling adventures at Xel-ha action park!
Purchased
A water park!? YES. (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Snorkling adventures at Xel-ha action park!
$89.99
A night at Eco Genesis Retreat Ek Balam
Purchased
And there shall be animals of many kinds. Check it out here: https://www.genesisretreat.com/
Cash fund
A night at Eco Genesis Retreat Ek Balam
$79.20
Publisher Services Inc (PSI) - Plan B Games Azul Board Game
Purchased
Publisher Services Inc (PSI) - Plan B Games Azul Board Game
$31.99
Forbidden Island
Purchased
Forbidden Island
$20.99
Help us frame our art at Four Sided!
Purchased
This place is amazing! We have a bunch of art that we need framed, and Four Sided can help! Check them out: https://foursided.com/. It's an amazing local store.
Help us frame our art at Four Sided!
$54.99
Upgrade our tickets to United Economy
Purchased
Because it would be nice to not beg and plead so Emily can rest her head on Josh's shoulder
Cash fund
Upgrade our tickets to United Economy
$80.32
Bangin' elegant looks to impress the Resort People
Purchased
These people have not known style, until they have known it from us. They shall stand in awe of our casual resort luxury.
Cash fund
Bangin' elegant looks to impress the Resort People
$79.97
Burrito Beach Breakfast Bowl at the ORD airport
Purchased
Seriously this is the best deal at ORD! And delicious!
Cash fund
Burrito Beach Breakfast Bowl at the ORD airport
$10.20
Airport starbucks
Purchased
Josh NEEDS his mint mocha Frappuccino (no whip).
Cash fund
Airport starbucks
$14.32
3rd leg of journey to Cancun: ATL -> Northern Gulf
Purchased
Journeying at last over international waters, we have accumulated much garbage that we patiently wait to throw away.
Cash fund
3rd leg of journey to Cancun: ATL -> Northern Gulf
$48.23
Admission to Xcaret adventure park (read: UNDERGROUND RIVERS)
Purchased
(Note: cost is estimate. This is included in our all-inclusive. But we want to paint you a picture). Check it out here and practice your Spanish: https://www.xcaret.com/es/?langRedirect=1
Cash fund
Admission to Xcaret adventure park (read: UNDERGROUND RIVERS)
$66.47
Palomas at the swim up bar
Purchased
Because, well, you know. Swimming + alcohol = happy wife = happy life. (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Palomas at the swim up bar
$15.96
Margarita at the swim-up bar
Purchased
Because we just have to. (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Margarita at the swim-up bar
$15.34
Dinner for 2 at Chino Poblano (restaurant at Xcaret Arte)
Purchased
The delightful mixture of Poblano and Chinese cuisine! What is it like?? We shall tell you... (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Dinner for 2 at Chino Poblano (restaurant at Xcaret Arte)
$66.89
Fund our zip-lining wedgies at Xplor!
Purchased
Let us get that adrenaline pumping in our veins to celebrate MARRIAGE. (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Fund our zip-lining wedgies at Xplor!
$134.99
Dinner and Live Music at Cantina VI.AI.PY. (restaurant at Xcaret Arte)
Purchased
We shall move our bodies to the music after indulging in Oaxaqueña cuisine. (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Dinner and Live Music at Cantina VI.AI.PY. (restaurant at Xcaret Arte)
$73.43
Blue drinks on the rooftop bar
Purchased
The blue of the infinite Caribbean bliss blends with our own beverages.(included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Blue drinks on the rooftop bar
$13.23
Exclusive Kibi-Kibi meal (Restaurant at Xcaret Arte)
Purchased
Indulgent flavors hearken back to the Lebanese and Yucateca (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Exclusive Kibi-Kibi meal (Restaurant at Xcaret Arte)
$89.52
Dancing Workshop
Purchased
Our hips have lied enough. We must make them tell the truth, like Shakira. (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Dancing Workshop
$88.88
Kayak rental in which to fight Poseidon
Purchased
POSEIDON YOUR TIME HAS COME. (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Kayak rental in which to fight Poseidon
$42.10
Sushi at Tah-Xido
Purchased
Fresh dolphin sashimi? Yes please! (JK THIS IS A JOKE A JOKE OK) (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Sushi at Tah-Xido
$64.78
Tacos and hummus at Cayuco
Purchased
To answer the age-old question of what is a pita sandwitch by any other name. (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Tacos and hummus at Cayuco
$39.23
Coffee in our swim-up ocean front suite
Purchased
As the caffeine rises in our veins, we see the surf rise on the ocean front. (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Coffee in our swim-up ocean front suite
$8.11
Churros on churros on churros on churros
Purchased
I don't actually know if they have these at the resort. I'm just assuming they do because I hope they do. (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Churros on churros on churros on churros
$24.96
Bike rental to see the Ek Balam ruins
Purchased
Using our own power, we shall travel back in time to the age of the great civilization Maya.
Cash fund
Bike rental to see the Ek Balam ruins
$40
1 year supply of Dean's Large Curd Cottage Cheese
Purchased
This is for a breakfast dish called Monstrosity. It's delicious and you should have some.
Cash fund
1 year supply of Dean's Large Curd Cottage Cheese
$438.78
French Rolling Pin
Purchased
J.K. Adams
French Rolling Pin
$14.95
HA1 Hard Anodized 2-Piece Fry Pan Set
Purchased
All-Clad
HA1 Hard Anodized 2-Piece Fry Pan Set
MSRP $159.99Our price $99.99
Smart Essentials 8-Piece Mixing Bowl Set
Purchased
Pyrex
Smart Essentials 8-Piece Mixing Bowl Set
$31.99
Good Grips Everyday Utility Cutting Board
Purchased
OXO
Good Grips Everyday Utility Cutting Board
$32.99
Good Grips Fish Turner
Purchased
OXO
Good Grips Fish Turner
$17.99
20-Piece Storage Set
Purchased
Pyrex
20-Piece Storage Set
$44.99
10-Piece Storage Set
Purchased
Pyrex
10-Piece Storage Set
$27.99
Baratza Encore Coffee Grinder
Purchased
Baratza Encore Coffee Grinder
$149.95
Premier Stainless Steel Sauce Pan with Cover
Purchased
Calphalon
Premier Stainless Steel Sauce Pan with Cover
MSRP $69.99Our price $59.99
Classic Cook's Knife
Purchased
Wüsthof
Classic Cook's Knife
$170
Modo Champagne Flute, Set of 4
Purchased
Zwiesel Glas
Modo Champagne Flute, Set of 4
$45
Advanced Bronze Non-Stick Bakeware Set, 5-Piece
Purchased
Anolon
Advanced Bronze Non-Stick Bakeware Set, 5-Piece
MSRP $119.99Our price $89.99
Parasheet Beach Blanket
Purchased
Grand Trunk
Parasheet Beach Blanket
$29.99
Multi Swirl Rectangular Tray
Purchased
BORNN Enamelware
Multi Swirl Rectangular Tray
$35.99
Caesna Mirror Wide Serving Spoon
Purchased
Crate and Barrel
Caesna Mirror Wide Serving Spoon
$20
Caesna Serving Spoon
Purchased
Crate and Barrel
Caesna Serving Spoon
$20
Caesna Serving Fork
Purchased
Crate and Barrel
Caesna Serving Fork
$20
8 - 12 years - Dixit
Purchased
8 - 12 years - Dixit
$39.99
10 - 15 years - Asmodee Mysterium
Purchased
10 - 15 years - Asmodee Mysterium
$49.95
10 years and up - Munchkin Deluxe
Purchased
10 years and up - Munchkin Deluxe
$43.99
adidas MLS Club Soccer Ball
Purchased
adidas MLS Club Soccer Ball
$25.33
Aerobie Pro Ring Outdoor Flying Disc, 14 inches, Orange
Purchased
Aerobie Pro Ring Outdoor Flying Disc, 14 inches, Orange
$9.89
La Jolla Amethyst Bowl, Set of 2
Purchased
Fortessa
La Jolla Amethyst Bowl, Set of 2
$34
Bistro Coupe Extra Large Serving Bowl
Purchased
Fiesta
Bistro Coupe Extra Large Serving Bowl
$39.99
Distressed Iron Resin Hedgehog Planter
Purchased
Storied Home
Distressed Iron Resin Hedgehog Planter
$42.99
Global Entry for Emily so Josh doesn't get mad at having to wait in line
Purchased
Airports are stressful enough, and besides, we have our bliss to think of.
Cash fund
Global Entry for Emily so Josh doesn't get mad at having to wait in line
$150
Dinner for 2 at Encanta (Mediterranean food)
Purchased
After a day of funning and sunning, we must refuel our bodies. (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Dinner for 2 at Encanta (Mediterranean food)
$53.88
Weaving Workshop
Purchased
But how can we weave a story that is greater than our love? (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Weaving Workshop
$75.32
Pottery workshop
Purchased
Next stop: GREAT POTTERY THROW DOWN. (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Pottery workshop
$49.60
Vegan Cuisine Workshop
Purchased
To add to our vegan meal repertoire something aside from "just drink coconut milk." (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Vegan Cuisine Workshop
$63.12
Aero Yoga Class
Purchased
Shall we fly like the eagle or flop like the beached whale? (included in Xcaret Arte All-Inclusive -- prices are estimates).
Cash fund
Aero Yoga Class
$32.97
Good Grips 3-Piece Wooden Turner Set
Purchased
OXO
Good Grips 3-Piece Wooden Turner Set
$16.99
Hammered All-Purpose Stemless Wine Glasses, Set of 8
Purchased
Libbey
Hammered All-Purpose Stemless Wine Glasses, Set of 8
$44.99
Celia Cachepot, Set of 2
Purchased
HomArt
Celia Cachepot, Set of 2
MSRP $43.98Our price $37.98
Adjustable Temperature Gooseneck Kettle
Purchased
OXO
Adjustable Temperature Gooseneck Kettle
$119.99
Cuisinart CPK-17 PerfecTemp 1.7-Liter Stainless Steel Cordless Electric Kettle
Purchased
Cuisinart CPK-17 PerfecTemp 1.7-Liter Stainless Steel Cordless Electric Kettle
$89.95
Good Grips Silicone Flexible Turner
Out of stock
OXO
Good Grips Silicone Flexible Turner
$11.99
Black Silicone Slotted Turner
Discontinued
Crate and Barrel
Black Silicone Slotted Turner
$11.95
Fizzi One Touch Sparkling Water Maker Kit
Out of stock
SodaStream
Fizzi One Touch Sparkling Water Maker Kit
$129.99
Slim Carbonating Bottle, Set of 2
Discontinued
SodaStream
Slim Carbonating Bottle, Set of 2
$16.99
Backyard Bocce Set
Out of stock
GoSports
Backyard Bocce Set
MSRP $49.99Our price $41.99
CounterPro Convection Toaster Oven/Broiler TOB-60N2
Discontinued
Cuisinart
CounterPro Convection Toaster Oven/Broiler TOB-60N2
$169.99
Miasun Beach Tent
Discontinued
Fatboy
Miasun Beach Tent
$138.99
Original Blanket
Discontinued
Vellux
Original Blanket
$59.99