We have a new apartment to furnish and appreciate your help. The most generous of givers will have a couch named after them.

When you go to bed by 10pm, you can appreciate good sheets. (queen, percale, classic ivory)

When you're in bed by 10pm, you can appreciate good quality sheets. (queen, percale, classic ivory)

For pizza extraction.

We are headed to Hawaii for a mix of relaxation, great hikes, scenic drives and delicious food. Thank you for helping us enjoy it thoroughly!

We are members of The Public -- there's always one more show to see...Becca's the backup attendee.

Pizza. It's what's for dinner.

Pizza. It's what's for dinner.

You can't spell adulthood without "salad."

You can't spell adulthood without "salad."

This really should be called, "Olio Ice Cream Bowl"

For when we're sick of pizza.

When Emily and Sam play Spikeball against mere mortals, we scream, "YOU GOT SERVED."

Sam would prefer a trebuchet...

When Oz and Sam lived together back in 2008, we had a temporary roommate, who scratched Sam's non-stick fry pan. Like a boss. COULD THIS BE THE REPLACEMENT?

Who cut the cheese?

Banana-pancake maker.

Let gravity do the work.

For a similarly shaped, but completely different electronic, check out Babeland.

Because you know I'm all about that flame, 'bout that flame, no trouble

They'll probably just be lyon' 'round 'til we need 'em.

Soup pizza - aka lasagna.

Pizza's always hanging out with salad. Salad is like pizza's friendly but annoying friend. Salad's fine sometimes but once in a while you gotta be like "Look, salad, me and pizza want to be alone."

We can't contain our excitement for this gift.

Emily's college friend, John, is one of the owners and potters at East Fork. His work makes great wedding gifts ;) Soapstone is our favorite glaze color.

Salt and Pepa's, Salt and Pepa's , Salt and Pepa's here Salt, Salt, Salt Salt and Pepa's here (Salt)

Salt and Pepa's, Salt and Pepa's , Salt and Pepa's here Salt, Salt, Salt Salt and Pepa's here (Pepper)

Acacia Pretzel Chip Dispenser with Drool Catcher

Noah's Ark. How are they supposed to survive, if they can't even fit on the boat?

Becca comes over way too often already for pizza and snuggles, so this is definitely a risky choice.

We've already mastered the *other* dutch oven.

Square pizzas, baby pizzas, deep dish pizzas, and Sicilian pizzas.

You ever had Sam's cookies? And you still claim you're not a diabetic?

Emergency bug screen / fashion statement.

Sam doesn't know what this is for.

For those hard to reach places.

Basil, peppers, pineapple chunks, and their nine closest friends.

We've already got matching catchers.

Who knows, maybe one of our friends will show us how to even use these things. Where's the matching baseball?

For when we forget to charge our phones. Also, Pierce Brosnan was a pretty solid 007.

Get a grip; this is for my main squeeze. xoxo Sam

Have you heard of it? It's one of the last great places. If you look closely, you can see where Sam almost got swept out to sea, or where he damn near flipped the boat, or where he was choking on pizza before someone reached into his throat and pulled out 10 inches of mozzarella, or that time he almost drove off a cliff, or where he drank one too many mudslides (The Oar, obvi). It also happens to be of of Emily's favorite places.

If you find Pot Pasta, keep Sam posted.

Because Sam doesn't know how to vacuum.

Excellent for milkshakes as well :)

You ever heard (and seen) Dwayne Johnson sing, "You're Welcome?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyztAr3CBg0

Assuming Emily and Sam have children, they won't have to wonder what color eyes they'll have. Hint: this platter.

Despite our living on 6th Ave

We think it takes at least three ingredients to make a salad, but that's just me making a bad joke.

She may have cut the cheese, but how?

Our other knives may have won a design award, but we think the award givers were more concerned with aesthetics than functionality. Putting the knife down on the plate shouldn't result in a "dammit how did the knife end up on the floor?"

Deb and I go way back.

Saving the planet, one bottle at a time.

We celebrated Emily's 30th birthday here and have wanted to return since!

Sam's favorite spot.

Maybe we'll come visit you. Maybe.

New movie theater that serves good food and drinks near our place. Can't wait to try it out. Fingers crossed they'll have a showing of "Speed" or "Biodome"

When the hottest restaurant in Brooklyn opens up across the street.

A special treat spot for incredible Peking duck and heaps and heaps of food.

The best omakase deal in Brooklyn. So chill. So delicious.

Fun, festive, delicious.

We went here the day after we got engaged. Might we go here the day after we get married? Spoiler: no

Nosotros querer el cena de Alta Calidad. Mucho danke!

This really should be called, "Olio Ice Cream Bowl"

For when we're sick of pizza.

Who you sayin's got an ugly mug?

Who you sayin's got an ugly mug?