Sharky & Ellie
September 18, 2021
We've got all the physical possessions we need, but feel free to contribute to our Honeymoon Fund. Sharky says to tell you all to watch the wedding scene from "Goodfellas" and act accordingly.
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Push Sharky out of a plane
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Cash fund
Push Sharky out of a plane
$150.00
66%

$50 still needed

$50 still needed

Get Ellie a little prick (that isn't Sharky)
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Cash fund
Get Ellie a little prick (that isn't Sharky)
$125.00
60%

$50 still needed

$50 still needed

Frame this photo of everyone who thinks Sharky's funny
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Cash fund
Frame this photo of everyone who thinks Sharky's funny

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Contribute what you wish

Armpit fart lessons
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Cash fund
Armpit fart lessons
$75.00
0%

$75 still needed

$75 still needed

Home meth lab
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Home meth lab
$500
60%

$200 still needed

$200 still needed

Help break these horses out of jail
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Help break these horses out of jail

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Contribute what you wish

Basketball lessons for Sharky so he can learn how to kick a homerun
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Cash fund
Basketball lessons for Sharky so he can learn how to kick a homerun
$100
0%

$100 still needed

$100 still needed

Get us more ethnic friends
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Get us more ethnic friends

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Contribute what you wish

Subscribe to Sharky's Only Fans
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Subscribe to Sharky's Only Fans

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Contribute what you wish

Poke holes in Sharky's parachute
Purchased
Cash fund
Poke holes in Sharky's parachute
$200
One night stay in the Full House house
Purchased
Cash fund
One night stay in the Full House house
$350.00
New camera. Ours is blurry.
Purchased
Cash fund
New camera. Ours is blurry.
$150.00
Help us drown two horses in celebration of our love
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Cash fund
Help us drown two horses in celebration of our love
$250.00
Strand Sharky on a desert island
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Cash fund
Strand Sharky on a desert island
$350.00
Cheese facials for two
Purchased
Cash fund
Cheese facials for two
$150.00
Get Ellie flying lessons
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Cash fund
Get Ellie flying lessons
$300
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