As many of you know, we've been in the process of renovating our house in Los Angeles. While we've made some amazing changes, we still have more to do! Any contribution to this fund is so appreciated as we continue to make our house a home.

We're planning to go on a honeymoon in 2026, and we would love any contribution to this trip. (As we don't have a destination set, feel free to recommend one to us, as well!)

Hey, what do you have there? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/d6gBu2Zd7Bc

It was Nosoi, the Greek God of germs and stuff, who said, "Thine dinnerware mussen't ever touch thine grimy table top, lest you be struck down by the Goddess Giardia"

Quinn also got a row, see if you can spot it.

You are not allowed to buy or contribute to this. Ellie will not let Quinn ride it. However, he demanded it be added to the registry. So here it is. But don't you dare click it. Definitely don't like, just add a few bucks. Just to see what happens. Definitely not.

Our Nutribullet broke! Help! Please! We need #smoothies

We use two twin comforters instead of one big one, if you're wondering why we're asking for that quantity/size... :)

Wirecutter said this was their top pick to store the dismembered remains of a 6'4" male, with a hefty frame that allows it to easily sink in a river.

We're out of coffee. All the time. Like, literally right now. And last week. And next week too. We need much more coffee at all times. Cuz life is hard like that.

During covid, Quinn wandered into the hoarder-garage of a gay couple in Palm Springs because it sure looked like they were having a yard sale. They weren't. Not offended, they opened a box of 160 juice-sized C&B Ring Glasses they had bought for the wine at their wedding (instead of just drinking wine out of the standard glasses provided...), and sent him home with a dozen. Instead of starting from scratch, we figured we'd complete the glassware set that those fascinating men started for us.

During covid, Quinn wandered into the hoarder-garage of a gay couple in Palm Springs because it sure looked like they were having a yard sale. They weren't. Not offended, they opened a box of 160 juice-sized C&B Ring Glasses they had bought for the wine at their wedding (instead of just drinking wine out of the standard glasses provided...), and sent him home with a dozen. Instead of starting from scratch, we figured we'd complete the glassware set that those fascinating men started for us.

While we're still actively engaged a lawsuit under the Age Discrimination in Employment Act of 1967 (ADEA) with a one Mr. Coffee, we've chosen to move forward with pursuing a new hire for his position.

Hey, what do you have there? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/d6gBu2Zd7Bc

This is a gift primarily for Louise. She's super embarrassed about how much she sheds, and says she wants to do a better job keeping her grot off our couch.

Our current towels have become a little...microbial.

Our current towels have become a little...microbial.

Rib Knit!