We’d like to thank our old television for its service, its static, and its bravery in the face of buffering. It was purchased in the trenches of a chaotic Black Friday sale, where dreams were cheap and quality control was negotiable. But now, it’s time for something clearer and crisper. We’re ready for a screen that doesn’t gasp when you try to open HBO Max and Disney+ in the same week. Note: Zola will charge a 2% fee for our cash funds. If you wish to use check or cash, we completely understand too!

You know how scarecrow limbs sometimes limply hang off the poles they’re fixed to? Imagine that but Eli’s legs on a full size bed. That is our current predicament. We both have full-size beds which are glorified toddler cots for him. Help us graduate to a California King so we both don’t have to sleep like an origami project. Before you ask, yes, it’s ONLY a California king that he fits on. Note: Zola will charge a 2% fee for our cash funds. If you wish to use check or cash, we completely understand too!