We know it’s not traditional, It’s not the way it’s done. But instead of a wedding list, We’d like a bit of sun! Please do not think of us as rude, Please do not take offence. We do not want to upset you, That’s not the way it’s meant! We’ve lived together quite a while, And all the bills are paid. We’ve got our plates, our pots and pans, Our plans have all been made! So if you’d like to give a gift to help us celebrate. Some money for a honeymoon, We would appreciate!!