Our dog has grand ambitions but very few hard skills. Please give anything you can toward his dream of becoming a millionaire. He can't count, so even a few hundred dollars would really impress him. We will likely steal some of this money from him as we begin our lives as newlyweds. All gifts given through Venmo go directly to us with no processing fees. Thank you!

Our dog looks ridiculous when he gets wet, and he's tired of renting. Please give anything you can toward his dream of one day owning a home. We think there's a pretty good chance he'll let us live there with him. All contributions through Venmo go directly to us with no processing fee. Thank you!

Our dog has already driven across this great country three times. Please give anything you can so that he may continue his travels and expand his young mind. We may also take a few trips without him, but we promise to show him pictures when we get back. All contributions through Venmo go directly to us with no processing fees. Thank you!

Our dog is ready for his close up, so please contribute anything you can to his career. If we have to write, direct, and produce the movies he stars in, that's a sacrifice we're willing to make. Thank you!