I like the camo one!!!

Help Emma create her perfect in-home gym: no commute, no crowds, no waiting for equipment, and no mysterious gym etiquette violations happening two feet away.

Help us relax before the big day with a much-needed massage. Between timelines, final details, and pretending we are not stressed, this will help us slow down and enjoy the moment before we say “I do.”

Help David get wedding-ready with a private trainer, because apparently “I’ll start Monday” is not a real fitness plan. This fund will help make sure he looks his best walking down the aisle, giving her every reason to say “I do” and not “I don’t.”

Help us enjoy a concert together and, more importantly, help David continue making up for missing the Eras Tour ticket window. Some mistakes require flowers. Others require live music, good seats, and a lifetime of accountability.

This is definitely something Emma really, really wants and not David at all. Technically, it is a charcoal grill and smoker. Realistically, it appears to be a small spaceship with auto-ignition, temperature control, and the ability to smoke meat.

Help David learn to fly, because apparently driving was not giving Emma enough opportunities to question his judgment. She fully supports his dream, while also noting that “private pilot lessons” and “life insurance beneficiary” are two phrases that suddenly feel very connected.

Help us build the kind of book collection that makes us look intelligent, even if half of them sit on the shelf while we rewatch our favorite shows. This fund will go toward books we’ll read, love, and proudly display in our home.