We'll be hitting France, Sicily and Greece on this dreamy journey. Just wanna chip in some general spending cash? We're grateful for any amount.

Help us stay in pleasant accommodations on our journey. Each night we don't sleep in a tent, we will think of you and give thanks!

From the island of Folegandros to Athens, we're going to be ferrying our way around Greece. Dramamine donations are also welcomed.

The first part of our getaway will be in France's beachside city of Cannes, during the film festival. It will be impossible not to drink the *insanely* overpriced alcoholic beverages there, and the dollar is weak. Please help!

Our trip will take us to Sicily, where Italy's celebrated opera house, Teatro Massimo, is staging, appropriately, "The Marriage of Figaro." We will sing your praises — GET IT?! — for helping us pay for tickets.

The problem with Europe is there is so much good food to eat. With your help, though, we can boldly strive to eat all of it.

Rico's a food journalist, so we'll need to sample some of Greece's classic anise-flavored liquor, Ouzo, and also Sicilian wines. You know, for work.

Duh.

We're getting from France to Sicily the old-fashioned way: by sea. Help us afford a cabin instead of sleeping in a life raft!