One member of our household needs a little help reaching things...we'll let you decide who.

Put some clothes on that table!

Give energy to our dishes.

Let's face it, our table has really let itself get out of hand, time to get that thing running.

Pooja must really love Vaughn to keep up with all that skiing. Help us hit the slopes with season passes!

Because who wants to cry while chopping onions?

Currently our paper towels sit on the counter like we're some sort of animals!

This is a safe gift.

To you it's a napkin holder, to us, it's a napkin holder as well but we are sitll very thankful!

I'm not sure what the bananas did exactly, but it's clear that justice has been served.

This server certainly has me bamboozled.

Because let's face it, Vaughn's bachelor towels just aren't good enough!

Brighten up our lives...and our room, it's pretty dark in there!

A picture is worth a thousand words, but Zola gives me a strict character limit to tell you more.

Can you call it a home good if it's technically outside of your home?

Vaughn's current router doesn't let him stream Warriors games while Pooja streams the Bachelor while Vaughn streams the news on his phone while Pooja streams videos of puppies on her phone. How can we live like that?!?

If you get this gift for us you can stand under our umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh

While we don't have a pool or a garden, we will have an umbrella!

Get us out of the house and all the way over to the patio.

Destined to display mini hot pockets.

Make our kitchen a bit sharper.

If you get this gift for us we'll be bowled over...

Vaughn's favorite cookies are peanut butter cookies, let's make them easier to make!

If you're lucky maybe you'll get something carried to your house (if you're even luckier it will taste good).

"Roll out!" -Ludacris circa 2001

Aren't you getting sleepy reading all of these descriptions? These sheets should do the trick.

What will happen more at this table? Formal dinner or board games?

They're chairs!

Because who has the time to open a wine bottle manually??

Sorry Vaughn, your beer helmet just doesn't cut it anymore.

Help robots take over the world and laziness take over our downtime!

Ready for San Jose's hard water!

Vaughn has his fair share of beer glasses, somehow he seems to lack the finer things in life. Let's change that!

Years of digging into ice cream have bent Vaughn's spoons, his flatware situation is a bit of a rocky-road.

The Sistine Chapel, St. Peter’s Basilica, David, water pitchers.

What's the perfect gift for a British born Indian girl? A tea kettle naturally!

Simple and linear, two words that don't describe us at all but do describe our dinnerware!

Because nothing says I love you like a food processor.

You've got to hand it to us, we sure know how to mix up our gift ideas...

Because you don't want us to eat frozen pizzas forever do you?

Warm our hearts with this gift...by physically keeping us warm.

Accordion not included.

I can't think of many cooler gifts than this...

If you are still reading these descriptions you are probably ready for us to put a cork in it.

This is a garbage idea for a gift.

We've got it all worked out; Vaughn will separate the laundry, Pooja will fold.

Did you know Vaughn's last salad bowl split in 2 due to excessive use, he hasn't been able to eat salad since. Tragic.

Help us look classier than we really are!

Pooja has a lot of shoes...like A LOT of shoes. Help us keep it all tidy!

Add some spice to our lives in a completely non-creepy way!

4 tiers of cupcakes feels excessive but no need to judge!

We've selected our cabinet, not we are just waiting for confirmation hearings.

Pooja hates to tan and Vaughn hates to burn. Unfortunately both things happen far too easily. Keep us safe in the sun!

Let's face it, the best dish that Pooja and Vaughn make together is carryout. Help us change that!

Takes us off the couch and from the redwoods to the beaches!

There's no greater adventure than staying at home. Maybe you'll get an invite to join!

Did you know that Pooja lived in Nebraska for a decade of her life? Help get corn back in her life (other than Vaughn's sense of humor).

*Note: camping idea is exclusively Vaughn's, camping not necessarily approved by Pooja.

If Pooja is going to go camping, she's at least going to do it comfortably.

Vaughn must really love Pooja to keep up with Pooja's crazy dance skills (and because we can't have Vaughn looking like he has 2 left feet when Pooja dances like that!).

Yogi Bear Approved.

Help us travel the best way possible, by staying in a stranger's home.

After exploring London for a few days we're heading off on a brief cruise to get in full relaxation mode. Help us enjoy Belgian chocolates in Bruges, stroll the cobbled streets of Honfleur, and sample the libations of the centuries old Benedictine distillery. La belle vie!

Our cruise ship will be nearly entirely British and we want to make sure we don't stick out like sore thumbs. Help us blend in with proper tea time.

Help us feel like royalty as we tour around the United Kingdom!

It's awfully hard to hitch hike across the Channel so help us take the train instead!

The city of lights, the city of love! S'il vous plaît nous acheter ce cadeau!

Cookie recipes encouraged!

More for looking at than using.