We're flying nonstop from Pittsburgh to San Francisco and, 12 days later, flying from Los Angeles back home, with a layover in San Francisco.

We'll be zipping down the PCH in a fun little VW convertible!

Christina stayed here with her aunt Debbie and her cousins Sarah and Harrison. She loved the hotel, and the newlyweds are excited to spend the LA leg of their honeymoon there!

Just in time for the Haunted Mansion to be all dolled up for Halloween/Christmas!

Water from a Russian doll is the best water!

There's a monster in our soup!

Row, row, row your salad Gently to our house Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily Salad for my spouse!

These can be purchased many places -- Amazon, Bed Bath and Beyond, etc. -- so it really doesn't matter where you get them. But Macy's doesn't seem to offer them anymore. :(

Help us be Andy Dwyer and say, "Can't believe Michael Bay spent a billion dollars of his own money to build that for 'The Rock.'"

This place was recommended by Christina's aunt. Look at those fun umbrellas and that view! And some random lady drinking wine and having fun! And the food is good, too! What a great place!

The view from this Starbucks is amazing, and Christina can't wait to take Monica there.

This. Looks. Amazing. The only problem is picking quiche or croque monsieur, then what delicious dessert to share!

Milk is on all of the best ice-cream lists that exist, and we want to go to there. Look at this macaron ice-cream sandwich. Holy. Crap.

Christina has been here and is excited to show Monica. It is highly recommended by Chris' aunt and uncle, who, if they won the lottery, would buy it at fair market value.

This is a scenic bike tour through Santa Ynez wine country. Christina and Monica are currently in disagreement about how long the trip should be, but they both definitely want to do it!

Look at that view!!! What better way of relaxing after a day of sourdough bread, riding cable cars, and stalking Kimmy Gibbler than with drinks and crème brûlèe overlooking the bay?