The Undersigned Couple are entering into the legally romantic union of marriage, and WHEREAS guests, may wish to honor this occasion with gifts, the Happy Parties hereby designate a single, streamlined registry item: totaling One Million United States Dollars, hereinafter referred to as the “Ultimate Expression of Affection”. Non-participation shall not be considered a formal offense. This agreement is binding in spirit only, and governed under the Statute of “We Thought This Was Funny.”