Chris & Josie
September 06, 2025
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Push Josie off the Great Wall of China
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When she talks too much, there's only one solution...
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Push Josie off the Great Wall of China

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Make Josie take the stairs up Zhangjiajie
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Instead of riding the elevator, she'll have to take the scenic route
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Make Josie take the stairs up Zhangjiajie

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Load Chris' boat with weights in Suzhou
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At what point does a gondola become a submarine?
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Load Chris' boat with weights in Suzhou

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Pay Josie minimum wage in Hangzhou
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Labor laws don't apply when Chris is the boss
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Pay Josie minimum wage in Hangzhou

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Trip Chris off the Shanghai Bund
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This is for making all those bund puns
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Trip Chris off the Shanghai Bund

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Or just contribute to the general trolling
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Nothing's forbidden besides free speech
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Or just contribute to the general trolling

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Feed Chris to the pandas in Chengdu
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Hey, they need to eat something besides bamboo
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Feed Chris to the pandas in Chengdu
Give Chris the worst assf*re in Chongqing
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He's always saying he wants to spice things up
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Give Chris the worst assf*re in Chongqing