Ryan & Chad
August 15, 2026 (46 days left)
Thank you for being a part of our special day! We could not ask for anything else in our lives: we have great friends, a perfect puppy, and our house is filled with more kitchenware and Harry Potter merch than we care to admit. We're asking merely for the ability to defy nature and become fathers; the only gift we truly need. We are joined by the love of our families, and the assistance to have have one of our own someday is the most incredible gift, whether through this contribution to create a savings account for our future family or through theft of a baby to give to us. Corporate sponsorships are welcome and the highest giver gets to name our future child (please help make Pfizer GEICO Bernsten-Staatz a reality).
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This fund is to go towards the tax society puts on biological men who want to reproduce. If we do not have children, we will continue to live in decadence and selfishness until the day we die and clone Sadie repeatedly. The guest who gives most can name our child.
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