These are just ADORABLE. Won't you make our dreams come true?

Ugh. This pillow. I can't. (Please do.)

We're going to create a custom book for our wedding photos! Like actually have a physical manifestation of our pics. WHAT THE WHAT.

We sleep in $25 Ikea sheets. We're not exactly refugees, but it would be nice to up the thread count a little.

Yum.

Delish.

More yum.

This is one of our favorite causes, and we'd love to celebrate our wedding by being able to make a donation from our friends. For more than 113 years Bideawee has been a haven for animals in need and a resource for people who love pets. As a nonprofit, 501(c)3 charitable organization. Bideawee depends solely on the generosity of donors to operate all of its life changing programs and services.

Yes, we're going to Macedonia with Habitat for Humanity for our Honeymoon to help build a home for a needy family. Some of the tasks will include moving dirt and bricks, digging for septic tanks, bending rebar, mixing and pouring concrete, laying block foundation and painting. We're super pumped and we need your help!

Always room for more tacos.

THIS IS THE COOLEST. (I will most likely try to eat it if I get it.)

Everyone is welcome in our WC, but this is just neato.

Hunting is bad and taxidermy is creepy. This is the best of both worlds!

This is weird! We wanna be tourists! Yeah!

Salad is sad. Spinning salad is WHIMSICAL.

Hi. I'm a drill. I'm adhering to cultural stereotypes.

Can't have a drill without the bits.

Other store have sets that are like $70 for ONE place-setting. That's NOT OK. These will do just fine, thank you moderately-priced Swedish goodness.

Hopefully there will be at least four photos from the wedding where Danielle isn't making a ridiculous muppet face and/or grabbing someone's ass (Hi Phillip!). If so, we will make nice prints to hang in the apartment.

Nothing like a rustic blanket to help you feel outdoorsy while cuddled up watching a movie in central a/c.

Hey here's a crazy idea: actually listening to music from something that isn't a tin can laptop or paper cup iPhone speaker! Bret can force me to sit through all kinds of Chance the Rapper delights.

ONE of us was alive in the 80s and remembers these fondly. Help her keep the memories alive before it's to late!

Bret is literally obsessed with this thing. She is basically marrying me solely to get one from the registry. No pressure.