If you're not sure what to get us, stop reading, it's this! We're going on a honeymoon! ...eventually! No, but, seriously, we will get right to planning it - after the wedding. So, while we don't know exactly where we're going, we'd love it if you helped us get there. Any contributions here will go towards airfare, appropriately scenic lodging, maybe a porch with a vista to sit and sip a cocktail on while we read books, adventures, souvenirs, local food, etc. It's a honeymoon fund, you get it.

We have some well-used, entirely mismatched luggage with worn out zippers and flat-spotted wheels. As millennials, we buy almost nothing without consulting Wirecutter (seriously, even like... pepper mills) and hey, Wirecutter likes this one. Plus, it's bright orange, so it's harder for Bill to lose.

This one's like the other one, except it's green! Because we're two people and sometimes stealth green blends better than high-vis orange.

Bill travels for work with some regularity, and carries his belongings in a deeply worn-out hiking backpack and a duffel he got for $10 from a going-out-of-business sale from an old snowboard brand. An upgrade could, perhaps, be in order. Hey it'll probably come on the honeymoon too! And it's bright orange, to minimize loseability. Win-win-win.

We want you to come visit us and have you sleep on an air mattress that we haven't borrowed from our friends! Help us make this dream a reality. We have central air and our Pittsburgh potty has a bidet, we're just sayin'.

These are Amanda's favorite steak knives, and while it gently screws up one of Bill's back-pocket holiday/birthday gift ideas to include them on the registry, well. We'd still love to have a couple more. Gift us some and we'll cook you steaks! Promise.

It's like an iron, but... different. And it will take Bill's linens and aloha shirts from being 'floordrobe chic' to being, well, no longer wrinkly. Another Wirecutter pick, because of course.

We've been borrowing one of these from the Brandts for about a year and a half. Help us stop mooching and get one of our own!

It's high time we stopped drinking out of mason jars and souvenir glassware from Penguins games and amusement parks. Or... at least, it's time that we stopped putting that out for company. Help!

Sometimes we like having company over and giving them napkins that are actually napkins and kinda go with the decor but don't stain and do wash easily and, crucially, are not just a roll of paper towel that we put in the center of the table. But, we can't do that now, because we don't have these... yet?

Perfect plates for apps and 'sserts. This is a reference for up to 7 of our wedding guests.

Would really tie the (dining) room together, even though it's not a rug.

Will Wirecutter's pick for best cooling sheets for hot sleepers help us save on A/C costs during the summer? Probably not, but we're willing to try!

Rounding out our knife collection with some knives that are the right combination of "ludicrously sharp, hold an edge, and we have the tools to sharpen them" chef-y-ness and "if we forget them in the bottom of the sink for a little while, they'll be fine" hard-learned practical necessity. This one's a big cleaver. That's fun! With apologies to Anthony Bourdain, who says once said you only need two knives (and neither of them were a big cleaver).

Rounding out our knife collection with some knives that are the right combination of "ludicrously sharp, hold an edge, and we have the tools to sharpen them" chef-y-ness and "if we forget them in the bottom of the sink for a little while, they'll be fine" hard-learned practical necessity. This one's a lil paring knife. That's fun! (with apologies to Anthony Bourdain, who says once said you only need two knives (and neither of them were a lil paring knife))

Rounding out our knife collection with some knives that are the right combination of "ludicrously sharp, hold an edge, and we have the tools to sharpen them" chef-y-ness and "if we forget them in the bottom of the sink for a little while, they'll be fine" hard-learned practical necessity. This one's for the truly indecisive among us (at least we're self-aware), because it's not quite a paring knife but not quite a chef's knife. The middle-ground knife? That's fun!

Rounding out our knife collection with some knives that are the right combination of "ludicrously sharp, hold an edge, and we have the tools to sharpen them" chef-y-ness and "if we forget them in the bottom of the sink for a little while, they'll be fine" hard-learned practical necessity. This one's serrated. That's fun! With apologies to Anthony Bourdain, who says once said you only need two knives (and while one of them _was_ a serrated knife, it wasn't this one).

As some of you know, we've recently dove (dived?) head-first into pizza-making, and we're looking for the next challenge. Detroit-style pizza is our next target, and these are the only pans for the job. Comes with one (or like, a bunch of) free I.O.U.(s) that say "we'll make you pizza! It might even be good!"