Beth & Nik
September 19, 2025
We have an acquired eclectic taste. These are some of our most accessible, entry level options 😂.
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tickets to see jacksavoretti.com
No for real, we love this guy and want to see him live.
tickets to see jacksavoretti.com
$150

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Medical bills related to sexual injuries
Group gift
We are nearly 40 and not as limber as we were in our 20s. Just getting in and out of the bed poses some risks…
Cash fund
Medical bills related to sexual injuries
$300,000
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$300,000 still needed

Ransom payment to kidnappers on Italian honeymoon
Group gift
We have wild plans for the honeymoon and some of them are pretty sketchy… we are 60% sure Fabio will be holding us for ransom on the private yacht tour we booked through airbnb. Please send euros.
Cash fund
Ransom payment to kidnappers on Italian honeymoon
$999,999
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$999,999 still needed

Lucha Libre Tour in Mexico City for 2
Spur Experiences
Lucha Libre Tour in Mexico City for 2
$495.99
Available to ship Jun 16, 2026

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Parmesan Cheese Wheel 80 lb, Parmigiano Reggiano Cheese Top Grade-Italian Cheese DOP, 24 Months Aged, Latteria Soresina - Imported from Italy
Ok it doesnt have to be a giant one.. we just love cheese!! Any cheeses will do—just not casu martzu…
Parmesan Cheese Wheel 80 lb, Parmigiano Reggiano Cheese Top Grade-Italian Cheese DOP, 24 Months Aged, Latteria Soresina - Imported from Italy
$1,399

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Ice Sculptures
Beth has been trying to find an ice sculpture for the wedding.. they are too expensive fo you know anyone or know where we can get a swan mold!
Ice Sculptures
$639.97

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Flabongo— Bird Beer Bong, Uniquely Shaped Beer Funnel, Multi-use Drinking Funnel, Party Essentials for Adults, Drinking Games Accessories, Pink, 1-Pack
Flabongo— Bird Beer Bong, Uniquely Shaped Beer Funnel, Multi-use Drinking Funnel, Party Essentials for Adults, Drinking Games Accessories, Pink, 1-Pack
$15.99

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Ride share —Virgin Galactic trip to space for 2
We have always wanted to go to space! $1.3 million one way. There might be a discount if you buy two!
Ride share —Virgin Galactic trip to space for 2
$1.30

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Cemetary plot | Park Hill Cemetery
Nothing says “I love you” more than eternity together in the afterlife! We are hoping to get these cemetery plots an above ground mausoleum is an option too!
Cemetary plot | Park Hill Cemetery
$1,200

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Skydiving for one!
Nik thought skydiving would make a great date night! He will be doing that shit by himself!! Yeah, and Beth will be flying the plane.
Skydiving for one!
$299

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Dinner out! Gift Cards Online
We need more opportunities to stare at each other in silence and contempt! What better way than out in public!
Dinner out! Gift Cards Online
$50

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1965 Alfa Romeo Giulia Veloce Spider VIN: AR390541 - CLASSIC.COM
1965 Alfa Romeo Giulia Veloce Spider VIN: AR390541 - CLASSIC.COM
$84,000

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Exotic Live Game - Scimitar Horned Oryx
We plan to reintroduce these to the neighborhood and open a game preserve. More interesting species than the common american deer.
Exotic Live Game - Scimitar Horned Oryx
$2,950

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Spiritual ayahuasca retreat in the Amazon
Spiritual ayahuasca retreat in the Amazon
$2,000

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Legal fees relating to eventual and probable divorce
Group gift
Yes things are moving quickly. and you’re probably right —there’s no way its ever gonna work out! Since most marriages fail these days, we want to be prepared. Help fund the divorce! It will be messy!
Cash fund
Legal fees relating to eventual and probable divorce
$10,000
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Naming rights to the first born
You pick the name! It’s probably gonna better than HRH Reginald Constantine Zhelev the VI—the Bold anyway.
Cash fund
Naming rights to the first born
$200,000

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Gun classes or range membership—Dead On Arms
Times are uncertain. And we want to be prepared for survival during the zombie apocalypse
Gun classes or range membership—Dead On Arms
$200

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Coldplay tickets
Cuz you know they go viral.
Coldplay tickets
$122

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Onyx M-16 Belt Pack Manual Life Jacket
Both Beth and Nik aren't super great at swimming. But they keep doing these extreme water things. They havent picked out life insurance on eachother yet. So best get a life jacket.
Onyx M-16 Belt Pack Manual Life Jacket
$79.99

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Women's Jet Pilot Armada CGA Life Vest
Both beth and Nik arent super great at swimming. But they keep doing these extreme water things. They havent picked out life insurance on eachother yet. So best get a life jacket.
Women's Jet Pilot Armada CGA Life Vest
$149.95

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Callaway Golf Men’s Strata Complete Set
We would gladly take a used set. Beth already has them, and apparently sharing them is off limits, or in her words "Get your own fucking Clubs".
Callaway Golf Men’s Strata Complete Set
$349.99

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Baby Big Ass Candle (150 oz, 300-500 hours)
Baby Big Ass Candle (150 oz, 300-500 hours)
$179

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Naming rights to the second born
I think by then we would realize that kids are expensive 🫰 hence the price has gone up.
Cash fund
Naming rights to the second born
$400,000

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Retro Style Fingerprint Safe Box
Retro Style Fingerprint Safe Box
$549.99

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19th-Century French Floor Safe
To store the plunder, loot, booty and spoils.
19th-Century French Floor Safe
$124,500

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Terra Cotta Wine Vessel
We want to start making some Duluth wine. This will get us started.
Terra Cotta Wine Vessel
$5,600

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Piteno® 16-Pack Reusable Glass Straws Set, Clear Glass Drinking Straws, 8.5''x10MM, Set of 6 Straight and 6 Bent with 4 Cleaning Brushes, Perfect for Smoothies, Milkshakes, Juice, Tea
Piteno® 16-Pack Reusable Glass Straws Set, Clear Glass Drinking Straws, 8.5''x10MM, Set of 6 Straight and 6 Bent with 4 Cleaning Brushes, Perfect for Smoothies, Milkshakes, Juice, Tea
$6.99

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Declaration of Independence
For those of you looking for a less expensive gift this one can be basically free—just a gala ticket required!
Declaration of Independence
$1

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Holy grail
What better item to add to our collection than a priceless relic! Havw neen searchung for years!
Holy grail
$50,000

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Garland Rug Gramercy 3pc Washable Bathroom Rug Set
Any white bathroom rug set would be great. We keep slipping on the floor and hitting our faces on the toilet. Its the reason for the first aid kit.
Garland Rug Gramercy 3pc Washable Bathroom Rug Set
$30.99

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Pro Custom 11 Cup Food Processor
Believe it or not Beth and Nik actually do need a kitchen thing. They don’t make the parts to the ancient one beth has any more. So it may actually be time for a new one.
Pro Custom 11 Cup Food Processor
$219.95

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DOWAN 32 OZ Large Soup Bowls Set of 4 - White Ceramic Bowls for Ramen, Cereal, Pasta, Salad, Fruit - Dishwasher & Microwave Safe
Any soup or ceral bowl. Some reason we have no bowls. And Nik really likes soup.
DOWAN 32 OZ Large Soup Bowls Set of 4 - White Ceramic Bowls for Ramen, Cereal, Pasta, Salad, Fruit - Dishwasher & Microwave Safe
$24.29

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DOWAN 8.5" Pasta Bowls, 32oz Salad Bowls Set of 6, Natural White Ceramic Serving Bowls, Porcelain Plate Bowl Serving Dish Shallow Bowls Set for Kitchen, Microwave Dishwasher Safe
DOWAN 8.5" Pasta Bowls, 32oz Salad Bowls Set of 6, Natural White Ceramic Serving Bowls, Porcelain Plate Bowl Serving Dish Shallow Bowls Set for Kitchen, Microwave Dishwasher Safe
$25

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Amazon Basics 6-Piece White Dinner Plate Set, 10.5 inches
Turns out our current plates are radioactive and have lead paint. So should probably upgrade to these ones.
Amazon Basics 6-Piece White Dinner Plate Set, 10.5 inches
$24.05

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Domaine de la Romanee-Conti Romanee-Conti Grand Cru 2019
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We have great taste in wines…here is one of our lower priced favorites!
Domaine de la Romanee-Conti Romanee-Conti Grand Cru 2019
$29,949.97
HF36177AA-S Ashwick 40,000 BTU Propane Fire Pit Table for Patio and Deck Use, MGO Construction, Includes Crystal Glass Beads and Protective Fabric Cover, 24-Inch x 13.2-Inch, Gray
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HF36177AA-S Ashwick 40,000 BTU Propane Fire Pit Table for Patio and Deck Use, MGO Construction, Includes Crystal Glass Beads and Protective Fabric Cover, 24-Inch x 13.2-Inch, Gray
$169
First Aid Kit Home Car Hiking Emergency Supplies Small Compact Lovely Bag for School Outdoor, Basic Outdoor Essentials Survival Kit for Travel AMORNING
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First Aid Kit Home Car Hiking Emergency Supplies Small Compact Lovely Bag for School Outdoor, Basic Outdoor Essentials Survival Kit for Travel AMORNING
$15.99
Tommy Bahama 2pc Isla Bath Rug Set White : Microfiber, Machine Washable, Non-Slip Backing
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Tommy Bahama 2pc Isla Bath Rug Set White : Microfiber, Machine Washable, Non-Slip Backing
$32.49