We've been living in sin for a couple years now, and we're very fortunate to have everything we need to continue our lives together. The only thing we could really use is... a f'in break. Any contribution to our honeymoon fund is very much appreciated!

Our bathroom was clearly designed by a man. A married woman should have more than 4" of continuous bathroom counter space. Any contributions to our bathroom remodel are sincerely and greatly appreciated!

Photosynthesis

As you scroll this registry, it's important to remember that I am a September Virgo. Practical gifts are my love language... as is this smooth-sided toilet that won't collect dust and hair on the base.

A gift that really *sucks*

A royal flush.

Everybody be cool -- do not tell Connor I put a bird feeder on the registry.

1940 called... they want their plaster walls back

Never stick a knife in the toaster oven.

3 dogs, nuff said...

berry cute!!!

When moving in together, I told Connor I would buy the Buffy Breeze for our new bed. I had the Buffy Cloud on my current bed, which I LOVED, but Connor insisted it was too warm. We compromised on the Breeze. My intentions were true until I realized it was more expensive, had a couple drinks, and decided he’d never know the difference (he didn’t). Eventually the guilt grew too strong, and I fessed up. That was 3 years ago, and I still feel really badly about it (but not badly enough to buy a new one).

I got hose... in different area codes

Trying to keep things steamy

Statistically, your spouse is the most likely person to murder you.

What's cooler than being cool?