Looking to buy a house just like this one.

Help us get out of here after throwing this party.

Help us fund new equipment for creative projects we may or may not complete. (In all seriousness, this would be helpful though <3).

We have to find ways to spruce up our apartment with these housing prices and interest rates.

A staple for a couple in their mid 30s.

Fancy expensive cookware that we will actually use.

Brenna would love a vessel bigger than the Aeropress to make more hot bean anxiety water at once.

Bowls, but make them artsy.

Plates, but make them artsy.

Brenna, with the gluten allergy, would really like these pasta bowls.

For some reason, Brenna almost exclusively likes eating off of small side plates. (Unless she gets the pasta bowls).

Brenna doesn't like when the collandar touches the bottom of the sink.

Bowls or drums for Dwight? You decide.

For all the produce we'll let rot in the fridge when we forget about it.

There are two jokes here and they're both inappropriate.

To spice up our sad salads with some protein!

For Vonnegut.