Austin & Christina
November 22, 2025
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Chefman 1.8L Digital Electric Glass Kettle+ w/ Rapid-Boiling & 7 Presets for Precise Temperature, Stainless Steel Tea Infuser Included, Advanced Digital Control
Step 1 of 1000 to adulthood.
Chefman 1.8L Digital Electric Glass Kettle+ w/ Rapid-Boiling & 7 Presets for Precise Temperature, Stainless Steel Tea Infuser Included, Advanced Digital Control
$68.70

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KitchenAid Artisan Series 5 Quart Tilt Head Stand Mixer with Pouring Shield KSM150PS, Pistachio
The light green one! :)
KitchenAid Artisan Series 5 Quart Tilt Head Stand Mixer with Pouring Shield KSM150PS, Pistachio
$379.95

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OXO Good Grips Neat Napkin Holder, Stainless Steel
Because nothing says ‘we have it together’ like a napkin holder.
OXO Good Grips Neat Napkin Holder, Stainless Steel
$17.02

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OXO Good Grips Stainless Steel Fish Turner
Has strong ‘we host dinner parties now’ energy.
OXO Good Grips Stainless Steel Fish Turner
$15.95

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Holy Water Font for Wall | Beautiful Catholic Home Decor | Available in Saint Michael or Divine Mercy | Great Gift for First Communion, Confirmation, or New Home | Made in Italy (Saint Michael)
Holy Water Font for Wall | Beautiful Catholic Home Decor | Available in Saint Michael or Divine Mercy | Great Gift for First Communion, Confirmation, or New Home | Made in Italy (Saint Michael)
$20.01

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BIOLINEN Premium 100% Cotton Terry Shawl Bath Robe Collar with FREE Slippers - ONE Unisex Men & Women Spa Robe
"Free slippers included," because apparently walking barefoot isn’t always penitential.
BIOLINEN Premium 100% Cotton Terry Shawl Bath Robe Collar with FREE Slippers - ONE Unisex Men & Women Spa Robe
$32.99

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Utopia Bedding Bed Pillows for Sleeping (White), Queen Size, Set of 2, Hotel Pillow, Cooling Pillows for Side, Back or Stomach Sleepers
Or don’t buy them, and accept responsibility for our future neck problems.
Utopia Bedding Bed Pillows for Sleeping (White), Queen Size, Set of 2, Hotel Pillow, Cooling Pillows for Side, Back or Stomach Sleepers
$20.79

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Stone Bath Mat Diatomaceous Earth Shower Mat Non-Slip Super Absorbent Diatomite Stone Mats for Bathroom Floor Quick-Drying Easy to Clean (24''*16'' Grey)
Turns out adulthood means buying rocks to stand on.
Stone Bath Mat Diatomaceous Earth Shower Mat Non-Slip Super Absorbent Diatomite Stone Mats for Bathroom Floor Quick-Drying Easy to Clean (24''*16'' Grey)
$29.99

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Honeymoon and Newlywed Fund
Group gift
Help us to afford a honeymoon and a few other newlywed things :)
Cash fund
Honeymoon and Newlywed Fund
$5,000
45%

$2,750 still needed

$2,750 still needed

SunnyPoint 4.5 Liter(1.2 Gallon) Small Round Trash Can with Plastic Inner Bucket; Bathroom, Office, Kitchen and Bedroom Step On and Slow Close (WHT)
Step, gently close, feel superior. Repeat. Help us stop throwing trash in the bathrooms in a corner.
SunnyPoint 4.5 Liter(1.2 Gallon) Small Round Trash Can with Plastic Inner Bucket; Bathroom, Office, Kitchen and Bedroom Step On and Slow Close (WHT)
$29.99

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Ultimate 7 Pack 6 Size Mesh Laundry Bags Set for Delicates with AUTO-Lock Zipper, Lingerie Bags for Washing Delicates, Laundry Bags Mesh Wash Bags, Delicates Laundry Bag for Jeans,Blouse,Stocking,Bra
If you think Austin put this here, you're nuts.
Ultimate 7 Pack 6 Size Mesh Laundry Bags Set for Delicates with AUTO-Lock Zipper, Lingerie Bags for Washing Delicates, Laundry Bags Mesh Wash Bags, Delicates Laundry Bag for Jeans,Blouse,Stocking,Bra
$8.09

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Waterproof Floral Chef Apron Women with Pockets, Cute Apron for Kitchen Cooking Home Baking, Grilling and Gardening Apron
Pockets included—for all the mysterious things Christina hides from me.
Waterproof Floral Chef Apron Women with Pockets, Cute Apron for Kitchen Cooking Home Baking, Grilling and Gardening Apron
$18.98

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Cornhole Set 4'x2' Cornhole Board Sets with Bags Regulation Size, Corn Hole Games for Adults Outdoor Bean Bag Toss Game, Solid Wood
Because mingling is hard and throwing bean bags is easier.
Cornhole Set 4'x2' Cornhole Board Sets with Bags Regulation Size, Corn Hole Games for Adults Outdoor Bean Bag Toss Game, Solid Wood
$99

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Expandable Fence Privacy Screen for Balcony Patio Outdoor,Decorative Faux Ivy Fencing Panel,Artificial Hedges (Single Sided Leaves) (4, Branches -White Fowers)
You don’t need to understand it. You just need to fund it.
Expandable Fence Privacy Screen for Balcony Patio Outdoor,Decorative Faux Ivy Fencing Panel,Artificial Hedges (Single Sided Leaves) (4, Branches -White Fowers)
$188

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HAZET Torque Wrench 5122-2CT I Output: Square 12.0.20 In, 1/2 Inch, Tolerance: 4%, 32 Teeth Actuating Angle 11.25 Degrees I User-Friendly Reversible Ratchet for Car And Bicycle I 20.43 In
Help me not tear a spark plug off its thread while its in the cylinder.
HAZET Torque Wrench 5122-2CT I Output: Square 12.0.20 In, 1/2 Inch, Tolerance: 4%, 32 Teeth Actuating Angle 11.25 Degrees I User-Friendly Reversible Ratchet for Car And Bicycle I 20.43 In
$164

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Svater Outdoor String Lights 300 FT, Patio Lights Outside with 156 G40 Shatterproof LED Bulbs, Waterproof Hanging Globe Lighting for Bistro Backyard Cafe Market, Warm White 2700K（3 x 100 FT）
I’ll admit it—I just want a reason to climb a ladder without judgment.
Svater Outdoor String Lights 300 FT, Patio Lights Outside with 156 G40 Shatterproof LED Bulbs, Waterproof Hanging Globe Lighting for Bistro Backyard Cafe Market, Warm White 2700K（3 x 100 FT）
$100

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Gift Card
Zola
Gift Card
Starts at $25
Duo 7-in-1 8 Qt. Electric Pressure Cooker
Purchased
It’s time to PrEsSuRe us into cooking. Da dum tssss
Instant Pot
Duo 7-in-1 8 Qt. Electric Pressure Cooker
$129.99
Graphite 14-Piece Self-Sharpening Knife Block Set
Purchased
Nothing says ‘forever’ like a block full of tiny weapons.
Henckels
Graphite 14-Piece Self-Sharpening Knife Block Set
MSRP $656.99Our price $219.99
Master Prep Professional System
Purchased
Put this in your cart and don’t ask questions.
Ninja
Master Prep Professional System
$69.99
Castelle 10-Piece Cookware Set with Golden Handle
Purchased
Seriously, we’re begging. Send pots.
Martha Stewart
Castelle 10-Piece Cookware Set with Golden Handle
$189.99
Classic Series Carbon Steel Preseasoned Wok
Purchased
Brings honor to our dinner.
Joyce Chen
Classic Series Carbon Steel Preseasoned Wok
$84.99
Pumpkin Figural Petite Cocotte
Purchased
Zero function, 100% vibes.
Le Creuset
Pumpkin Figural Petite Cocotte
$51.99
Chef's Classic Lasagna Pan with Rack 7117-14RRP1
Purchased
Not sure why this is on here, but you can buy it for us.
Cuisinart
Chef's Classic Lasagna Pan with Rack 7117-14RRP1
$59.99
Woodfire Nonstick Ceramic 2-in-1 Grill & Griddle Plate
Purchased
Help me at least fake a summer BBQ.
Ninja
Woodfire Nonstick Ceramic 2-in-1 Grill & Griddle Plate
$59.99
Good Grips Basting Brush
Purchased
This brush is our last hope... 14 bucks, plz buy
OXO
Good Grips Basting Brush
$13.99
Good Grips 3-Piece Wooden Utensil Set
Purchased
Looks like something a grown-up would use.
OXO
Good Grips 3-Piece Wooden Utensil Set
$19.99
Good Grips 4-Piece Cooking Utensil Set
Purchased
We’re begging. Just gift these already.
OXO
Good Grips 4-Piece Cooking Utensil Set
$29.99
Box Grater with storage CTG-00-BGS
Purchased
For when we want cheese and a paper cut.
Cuisinart
Box Grater with storage CTG-00-BGS
$19.99
Good Grips Y Peeler
Purchased
Because every kitchen deserves a tool that judges you.
OXO
Good Grips Y Peeler
$13.99
Marble Salt and Pepper Shakers, Set of 2
Purchased
These shakers have more confidence than we do.
FoxRun
Marble Salt and Pepper Shakers, Set of 2
$30.99
2-Piece Oil & Vinegar Cruet Set
Purchased
This says, ‘I’ve got this,’ even if I don’t.
Crate and Barrel
2-Piece Oil & Vinegar Cruet Set
$17.95
Nest Prep&Store 8-Piece Stainless Steel Mixing Bowl Set with Lids
Purchased
Needed for storing leftovers we’ll forget exist.
Joseph Joseph
Nest Prep&Store 8-Piece Stainless Steel Mixing Bowl Set with Lids
MSRP $119.99Our price $114.99
Zeroll Anti-Freeze Ice Cream Scoop
Purchased
We justify this purchase with quality over quantity. Honestly don't blame you if you don't buy this.
Crate and Barrel
Zeroll Anti-Freeze Ice Cream Scoop
$26.95
Gourmet Digital Thermometer
Purchased
Even Moses needed precise instructions.
Escali
Gourmet Digital Thermometer
$29.99
Stainless Steel Measuring Spoons, Set of 4
Purchased
Mostly for show, honestly.
Crate and Barrel
Stainless Steel Measuring Spoons, Set of 4
$24.95
KOHLER 13-Gallon Stainless Steel Step Trash Can, Black Stainless Steel, Hands-Free Pedal, Quiet-Close Lid, Fingerprint-Resistant, Durable, K-20940-BST
Purchased
We think this is coo.
KOHLER 13-Gallon Stainless Steel Step Trash Can, Black Stainless Steel, Hands-Free Pedal, Quiet-Close Lid, Fingerprint-Resistant, Durable, K-20940-BST
$190.38
Duralex Tempered Glass, Made In France Picardie Clear Tumbler, Set of 6, 12.62 oz.
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Because sipping from the carton isn’t ‘married’ behavior.
Duralex Tempered Glass, Made In France Picardie Clear Tumbler, Set of 6, 12.62 oz.
$26.39
Paper Towel Dispenser Compatible with Bounty, Countertop Paper Towel Holder for Bounty Hand Towels, Easy One-Handed Design for Roll Dispenser Stand, for Kitchen Bathroom
Purchased
Not exciting, but neither is adulthood. Please buy. It's 10 bucks.
Paper Towel Dispenser Compatible with Bounty, Countertop Paper Towel Holder for Bounty Hand Towels, Easy One-Handed Design for Roll Dispenser Stand, for Kitchen Bathroom
$9.99
OXO Good Grips 2-Piece Silicone Whisk Set
Purchased
Because forks are cowards.
OXO Good Grips 2-Piece Silicone Whisk Set
$22.99
Bluevua RO100ROPOT-Lite(UV) Countertop Reverse Osmosis Water Filter System, 7-Stage Purification with UV and Remineralization, 3:1 Pure to Drain, Portable Water Purifier (Blue)
Purchased
This is our personality now.
Bluevua RO100ROPOT-Lite(UV) Countertop Reverse Osmosis Water Filter System, 7-Stage Purification with UV and Remineralization, 3:1 Pure to Drain, Portable Water Purifier (Blue)
$319
Lodge 12 Inch Cast Iron Skillet with Red Silicone Hot Handle Holder – Pre-Seasoned Frying Pan for Stove, Oven, Grill & Campfire – Made in the USA – Durable, Nonstick Cast Iron Cookware – Black
Purchased
We don’t know how to clean it, but we respect it.
Lodge 12 Inch Cast Iron Skillet with Red Silicone Hot Handle Holder – Pre-Seasoned Frying Pan for Stove, Oven, Grill & Campfire – Made in the USA – Durable, Nonstick Cast Iron Cookware – Black
$29.99
Cast Iron Scrubber | Dish Scrub Brush | 316 Cleaner Chainmail Scrubber for Cast Iron Pan Skillet Cleaner - Dish Scouring Pad Dishwasher Safe Cleaning Kit, Black 02
Purchased
This is how we prove we’re in too deep.
Cast Iron Scrubber | Dish Scrub Brush | 316 Cleaner Chainmail Scrubber for Cast Iron Pan Skillet Cleaner - Dish Scouring Pad Dishwasher Safe Cleaning Kit, Black 02
$11.99
Glass Food Storage Containers with Lids, [18 Piece] Glass Meal Prep Containers, Containers for Food Storage with Lids, BPA Free & Leak Proof (9 Lid & 9 Container)
Purchased
For the illusion that we have our lives together.
Glass Food Storage Containers with Lids, [18 Piece] Glass Meal Prep Containers, Containers for Food Storage with Lids, BPA Free & Leak Proof (9 Lid & 9 Container)
$33.99
Utopia Towels 6 Pack Medium Bath Towel Set, 24 by 48 Inches, 500 GSM 100% Ring Spun Cotton, Lightweight and Highly Absorbent Quick Drying Premium Towels for Hotel, Spa and Bathroom, Navy
Purchased
St. Francis had humility. We just want matching towels.
Utopia Towels 6 Pack Medium Bath Towel Set, 24 by 48 Inches, 500 GSM 100% Ring Spun Cotton, Lightweight and Highly Absorbent Quick Drying Premium Towels for Hotel, Spa and Bathroom, Navy
$36.99
Boho Aluminum Wall Hanging Decor, The Last Supper 3D Relief Art, Religious Theme Multipurpose Metal Sign Plaque for Home, Wall Scene Decor - Waterproof,8 * 12
Purchased
Because no Catholic home is complete without Jesus at the table.
Boho Aluminum Wall Hanging Decor, The Last Supper 3D Relief Art, Religious Theme Multipurpose Metal Sign Plaque for Home, Wall Scene Decor - Waterproof,8 * 12
$13
CB Holy Water Fonts for Home Catholic, Jesus Christ Crucifixion, Molded Acrylic Decoration, Luminous, 5 Inch
Purchased
If you don't want to spend 30 bucks on the nicer holy water font. It's all good. We'll put it in our least favorite kids' room.
CB Holy Water Fonts for Home Catholic, Jesus Christ Crucifixion, Molded Acrylic Decoration, Luminous, 5 Inch
$13.88
Joseph's Studio by Roman - Madonna and Child Holy Water Font, Renaissance Collection, 7.75" H, Resin and Stone, Religious Gift, Decoration, Collection, Durable, Long Lasting
Purchased
Joseph's Studio by Roman - Madonna and Child Holy Water Font, Renaissance Collection, 7.75" H, Resin and Stone, Religious Gift, Decoration, Collection, Durable, Long Lasting
$29.99
AIDEA Wood Dinnerware Set 12pcs Acacia Wood Tableware Set, Dishes Set for 4
Purchased
I really want to eat off wood, but not enough to buy myself. Plz buy -Austin
AIDEA Wood Dinnerware Set 12pcs Acacia Wood Tableware Set, Dishes Set for 4
$99.99
Plates and Bowls Sets for 8, 24 Piece Dinnerware Set for Large Families & Entertaining, Elegant Design, Dishwasher & Microwave Safe, Chip Resistant and Durable, Sage Green
Purchased
I just want matching plates for family dinner. 八(＾□＾*)... Help a gal out -Christina
Plates and Bowls Sets for 8, 24 Piece Dinnerware Set for Large Families & Entertaining, Elegant Design, Dishwasher & Microwave Safe, Chip Resistant and Durable, Sage Green
$159.99
Silverware Set for 8, 40 Piece Heavy Duty Stainless Steel Flatware Utensils Cutlery Set Including Steak Knife Fork and Spoon, Dishwasher Safe, Gift Package for Wedding Housewarming
Purchased
Turns out guests expect actual silverware and not chopsticks from Panda Express.
Silverware Set for 8, 40 Piece Heavy Duty Stainless Steel Flatware Utensils Cutlery Set Including Steak Knife Fork and Spoon, Dishwasher Safe, Gift Package for Wedding Housewarming
$39.97
Fully Tempered Wine Glasses, Shock Resistant Wine Glass Set for Red or White Wine, Dishwasher Safe Stem Glasses for Restaurants, Bars, Home (Set of 8, 15.5 oz)
Purchased
If you’re reading this and thinking, ‘Eh, someone else will get it’—they won’t.
Fully Tempered Wine Glasses, Shock Resistant Wine Glass Set for Red or White Wine, Dishwasher Safe Stem Glasses for Restaurants, Bars, Home (Set of 8, 15.5 oz)
$31.99
Mora Ceramic Large Latte Mug Set of 4, 16oz - Microwavable, Porcelain Coffee Cups With Big Handle - Modern, Boho, Unique Style For Any Kitchen. Microwave Safe Stoneware - Assorted Neutrals
Purchased
Help us stop drinking tea out of random retreat souvenir cups.
Mora Ceramic Large Latte Mug Set of 4, 16oz - Microwavable, Porcelain Coffee Cups With Big Handle - Modern, Boho, Unique Style For Any Kitchen. Microwave Safe Stoneware - Assorted Neutrals
$32.99
Home EC Original Stainless Steel Sea Salt and Pepper Grinder Set of 2 - Adjustable Ceramic - Glass Salt and Pepper Shakers - Kitchen Pepper Mill & Salt Mill W/Funnel & EBook
Purchased
Yes, it comes with an eBook. No, we will not read it.
Home EC Original Stainless Steel Sea Salt and Pepper Grinder Set of 2 - Adjustable Ceramic - Glass Salt and Pepper Shakers - Kitchen Pepper Mill & Salt Mill W/Funnel & EBook
$16.98
CADONO Placemats Set of 4 Washable Indoor/Outdoor Vinyl Place Mats for Dining Table Durable Non-Slip Heat Resistant PVC Weave Table Mats（Beige）
Purchased
4 bucks. 4 bucks. 4 bucks. 4 bucks...
CADONO Placemats Set of 4 Washable Indoor/Outdoor Vinyl Place Mats for Dining Table Durable Non-Slip Heat Resistant PVC Weave Table Mats（Beige）
$3.99
Amazon Basics Warm, Breathable Queen Size Comforter Sets, All-Season Down-Alternative 3-Piece Bedding Set, Pinch Pleat Design, Full/Queen Size, Cream
Purchased
sure, you could buy the spatula… but legends buy the comforter.
Amazon Basics Warm, Breathable Queen Size Comforter Sets, All-Season Down-Alternative 3-Piece Bedding Set, Pinch Pleat Design, Full/Queen Size, Cream
$43.99
Comfort Spaces Ruched Faux Fur Plush Throw Blanket and Pillow Set with 2 Matching Square Pillow Covers Sofa Throw Blanket for Living Room, Chair, Couch, Home Office Luxurious Fuzzy Soft Blush 50"x 60"
Purchased
Help us own something cozy that doesn’t double as a youth group retreat sleeping bag.
Comfort Spaces Ruched Faux Fur Plush Throw Blanket and Pillow Set with 2 Matching Square Pillow Covers Sofa Throw Blanket for Living Room, Chair, Couch, Home Office Luxurious Fuzzy Soft Blush 50"x 60"
$33.86
Ironing Board, Compact Iron Board with Silicon Iron Mat, Heat Resistant Cover, 7 Height Adjustable, Foldable Ironing Board Wall Mount Hanger, 13x43 Grey
Purchased
looking put-together is basically evangelization 101.
Ironing Board, Compact Iron Board with Silicon Iron Mat, Heat Resistant Cover, 7 Height Adjustable, Foldable Ironing Board Wall Mount Hanger, 13x43 Grey
$59.99
BLACK+DECKER Easy Steam Compact Iron for Clothes, Automatic Shutoff, Nonstick Plate, Light Weight, 1200 Watts
Purchased
"Automatic shutoff"—so we don’t burn the house down while we're at Mass.
BLACK+DECKER Easy Steam Compact Iron for Clothes, Automatic Shutoff, Nonstick Plate, Light Weight, 1200 Watts
$20.99
Fiona's magic 100L Extra Large Laundry Hamper Basket, 26.4Gal Tall Woven Laundry Basket Storage, Baby Nursery Hamper for Blankets, Clothes Hamper for Bedroom and Living Room Organizing, Brown & White
Purchased
Skip this, and just imagine us dragging clothes to the washer in garbage bags. Your call.
Fiona's magic 100L Extra Large Laundry Hamper Basket, 26.4Gal Tall Woven Laundry Basket Storage, Baby Nursery Hamper for Blankets, Clothes Hamper for Bedroom and Living Room Organizing, Brown & White
$34.99
BLACK+DECKER 4-Slice Toaster Oven, TO1745SSG-1A, Even Toast, 4 Cooking Functions Bake, Broil, Toast and Keep Warm, Removable Crumb Tray, Timer
Purchased
Toaster oven: the kitchen appliance that makes you look competent instantly.
BLACK+DECKER 4-Slice Toaster Oven, TO1745SSG-1A, Even Toast, 4 Cooking Functions Bake, Broil, Toast and Keep Warm, Removable Crumb Tray, Timer
$54.99
DINZI LVJ Shoe Storage Bench with Cushion, Cubby Rack with 12 Cubbies, Adjustable Shelves, Multifunctional Organizer Bench for Entryway, Mudroom, Hallway, Closet and Garage, Greige
Purchased
Cushion included—for when Christina needs to sit and reconsider her life choices.
DINZI LVJ Shoe Storage Bench with Cushion, Cubby Rack with 12 Cubbies, Adjustable Shelves, Multifunctional Organizer Bench for Entryway, Mudroom, Hallway, Closet and Garage, Greige
$79.98
AMBIRD 26.57-Inch Wall Hanging Shelf With Coat Hooks - Entryway Wood Rack With 5 Dual Hooks, 3 Key Hooks, Mail Organizer and Key Holder (White)
Purchased
White—so it’s neutral, unlike our thoughts on communism.
AMBIRD 26.57-Inch Wall Hanging Shelf With Coat Hooks - Entryway Wood Rack With 5 Dual Hooks, 3 Key Hooks, Mail Organizer and Key Holder (White)
$43.99
Prodyne CK-300 Multi-Use Cheese Fruit and Veggie Knife Silver
Purchased
You could buy this… or feel guilty for the rest of eternity.
Prodyne CK-300 Multi-Use Cheese Fruit and Veggie Knife Silver
$12.17
Starfrit Little Beaver Can Opener - Safe - Holds and Leaves No Sharp Edges on Lid - Comfort Grip - 3 year warranty - White
Purchased
This opener has more personality than my middle schoolers.
Starfrit Little Beaver Can Opener - Safe - Holds and Leaves No Sharp Edges on Lid - Comfort Grip - 3 year warranty - White
$16.99
KEGOUU Oven Mitts and Pot Holders 6pcs Set, Kitchen Oven Glove High Heat Resistant 500 Degree Extra Long Oven Mitts and Potholder with Non-Slip Silicone Surface for Cooking (Lake Blue)
Purchased
Gift this, and you’re basically giving Christina the tools to keep me alive.
KEGOUU Oven Mitts and Pot Holders 6pcs Set, Kitchen Oven Glove High Heat Resistant 500 Degree Extra Long Oven Mitts and Potholder with Non-Slip Silicone Surface for Cooking (Lake Blue)
$19.98
HLS Aroma Diffusers for Essential Oils Large Room with 10 Essential Oils,Ultrasonic Aromatherapy Diffuser for Home Bedroom, Cool Mist Humidifier Vaporizer
Purchased
Remember, judgment day is coming. Just saying.
HLS Aroma Diffusers for Essential Oils Large Room with 10 Essential Oils,Ultrasonic Aromatherapy Diffuser for Home Bedroom, Cool Mist Humidifier Vaporizer
$32.99
Full Length Mirror, Oval Wall Mounted Mirror, 48"x16" Door Mirrors with Hanging Leather Strap, Wall Mirrors Full Length with Aluminum Frame for Bathroom Living Room Entryway (Gold)
Purchased
Full-length—so you can see your entire commitment to bad decisions at once.
Full Length Mirror, Oval Wall Mounted Mirror, 48"x16" Door Mirrors with Hanging Leather Strap, Wall Mirrors Full Length with Aluminum Frame for Bathroom Living Room Entryway (Gold)
$49.99
Nazhura Set of 2 Relaxing Recliners Patio Chairs Adjustable Steel Mesh Zero Gravity Lounge Chair Beach Chairs with Pillow and Cup Holder (Dark Green)
Purchased
Perfect for lounging, pretending to read, and judging the neighbors.
Nazhura Set of 2 Relaxing Recliners Patio Chairs Adjustable Steel Mesh Zero Gravity Lounge Chair Beach Chairs with Pillow and Cup Holder (Dark Green)
$90
First Aid Only 91248 OSHA-Compliant First Aid Kit, All-Purpose 50-Person Emergency First Aid Kit for Business, Worksite, Home, and Car, 260 Pieces
Purchased
ChatGPT suggested this
First Aid Only 91248 OSHA-Compliant First Aid Kit, All-Purpose 50-Person Emergency First Aid Kit for Business, Worksite, Home, and Car, 260 Pieces
$19
Safe Box 1.5 Cu Ft, Steel Security with Fireproof Bag & Digital Electronic Keypad, Safety Lock Box, Sensor Light, Removable Shelf, Home Safe for Valuables Documents Money Jewelry
Purchased
Help us feel important enough to need a safe.
Safe Box 1.5 Cu Ft, Steel Security with Fireproof Bag & Digital Electronic Keypad, Safety Lock Box, Sensor Light, Removable Shelf, Home Safe for Valuables Documents Money Jewelry
$100
Fire Pit - 32-Inch Outdoor Wood Burning Firepit with Screen, Poker, and Cover - Outdoor Fire Pits for Backyard, Deck, or Patio by Pure Garden (Black)
Purchased
Includes a poker—so I can pretend I know what I'm doing while I attempt to impress Christina by being masculine. Yes, handling fire is masculine.
Fire Pit - 32-Inch Outdoor Wood Burning Firepit with Screen, Poker, and Cover - Outdoor Fire Pits for Backyard, Deck, or Patio by Pure Garden (Black)
$106
COMOWARE 20V Cordless Drill Set Combo Kit,120 Pcs Tool Kit for Home, Household Tool Sets for Men, Basic Tool Kit with Power Drill, Tool Set with Drill for Garden Office Home Repair
Purchased
Perfect for those ‘I’ll take care of it’ moments that end in regret.
COMOWARE 20V Cordless Drill Set Combo Kit,120 Pcs Tool Kit for Home, Household Tool Sets for Men, Basic Tool Kit with Power Drill, Tool Set with Drill for Garden Office Home Repair
$86
ValueMax 2-piece Strap Wrench Set, Adjustable Oil Filter Wrench with Max Diameter 4" (Small) and 6"(Large) for Shower Head Water Filter, Jar Opener Set
Purchased
Adjustable, like my mood when it doesn’t unscrew easily.
ValueMax 2-piece Strap Wrench Set, Adjustable Oil Filter Wrench with Max Diameter 4" (Small) and 6"(Large) for Shower Head Water Filter, Jar Opener Set
$17
Utopia Towels 6 Pack Medium Bath Towel Set, 24 by 48 Inches, 500 GSM 100% Ring Spun Cotton, Lightweight and Highly Absorbent Quick Drying Premium Towels for Hotel, Spa and Bathroom, Burgundy
Purchased
At this point, anything that absorbs is a blessing.
Utopia Towels 6 Pack Medium Bath Towel Set, 24 by 48 Inches, 500 GSM 100% Ring Spun Cotton, Lightweight and Highly Absorbent Quick Drying Premium Towels for Hotel, Spa and Bathroom, Burgundy
$29.99
Nonstick Bakeware Set, 5-Piece
Purchased
$60 to pretend we know what we’re doing.
Ayesha Curry
Nonstick Bakeware Set, 5-Piece
MSRP $119.99Our price $59.99
GreenPan 18" x 11" Double Burner Griddle Pan, Hard Anodized Healthy Ceramic Nonstick PFAS-Free, Stainless Steel Handles, Stovetop Cooking, Dishwasher Safe, Oven & Broiler Safe Cookware, Black
Purchased
This just screams we’re trying.
GreenPan 18" x 11" Double Burner Griddle Pan, Hard Anodized Healthy Ceramic Nonstick PFAS-Free, Stainless Steel Handles, Stovetop Cooking, Dishwasher Safe, Oven & Broiler Safe Cookware, Black
$59.99
BC Catholic Sculpture Immaculate Heart of Mary and Sacred Heart of Jesus, 9" H Holy Water Font Wall Plaque Set of 2pcs, Religious Gift of Mom, Hand Painted by Buildclassic
Purchased
BC Catholic Sculpture Immaculate Heart of Mary and Sacred Heart of Jesus, 9" H Holy Water Font Wall Plaque Set of 2pcs, Religious Gift of Mom, Hand Painted by Buildclassic
$63
Luxe Designs 12" Wooden Salad Bowl Set with Serving Utensils Eco-Friendly, Multipurpose Mixing & Serving Bowl for Salads, Pasta, Fruits & More – Durable & Stylish Kitchen Essential
Purchased
Luxe Designs 12" Wooden Salad Bowl Set with Serving Utensils Eco-Friendly, Multipurpose Mixing & Serving Bowl for Salads, Pasta, Fruits & More – Durable & Stylish Kitchen Essential
$39.97
2-Cup Glass Measuring Cup
Discontinued
Measure here, then wing it.
Crate and Barrel
2-Cup Glass Measuring Cup
$9.95
Good Grips Tongs
Out of stock
This screams responsibility
OXO
Good Grips Tongs
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