All funds will go to a savings for our first home and other endeavors to building our future together as a unit.

Austin will be too small without protein.

Let's be honest, Austin and Allyssa are just tenants. The real homeowners are two former street cats who have zero interest in sharing equity, paying rent, or saying thank you. They control the thermostat, the sleep schedule, and have legally claimed 90% of the furniture (in scratch marks). This fund covers the tuna, toys they'll ignore, and scratching posts they don't technically need because the couch works fine. Your generosity is appreciated. Their acknowledgment is not guaranteed.

If you’d like to contribute to our honeymoon fund, we’d be so grateful as we start this next adventure together. We’ll cheers to you while sipping some watermelon fruit juice and swimming with the dolphins. Thank you for celebrating with us!