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Travelling from London - Edinburgh - Leuchars - Edinburgh - Glasgow - London

"The most extensive whisky experience available. You will be guided by a Laphroaig Host who will share Laphroaig stories and secrets along the way. You will meet at the distillery to put on your wellington boots (provided for the day). This experience includes a distillery tour, a picnic lunch, peat experience, a visit to the Laphroaig water source and a taste from a selection of casks before using a valinch to bottle your favourite. Some walking over rough and wet terrain will be involved so an intermediate level of finess is required. Laphroaig will provide footwear, but please bring outer clothing pertinent to the weather conditions. From time to time, due to extreme weather, we may be unable to visit the source or the peats – in this case we will substitute this with additional activities on site. The Water to Whisky Experience is STRICTLY limited to 7 participants. Please book in advance to avoid any disappointment. (Includes a picnic lunch, glass and a 250ml bottle of your selected cask)."