We're honeymooning in Alaska! Have we booked our flights? Of course not!

We're taking an Alaskan cruise in May 2027 and also visiting the pacific northwest! Blake also promised Abby a visit to Forks Washington, so anything here is subsidising the car rental and very lengthy ride.

Our house is literally always falling apart (just ask either of our dads). We plan on finishing up the basement, and hopefully painting our bedroom a better color than the sad greige slumlord special.

Papa needs a 40-gallon Breeder tank for the horizontal swim space. Imagine the schooling fish potential! Plus, this opens the foor for Angel Fish or Pearl Gourami. I will buy the best plants you've ever done seen; rocks and wood from exotic localities; a substrate layer to rival the lakebeds of our homeland. NUTRIENT. DENSE. SUBSTRATE. CREATES. ENTIRE. ECOSYSTEMS. WITHIN. THEMSELVES. I WILL KEEP SHRIMP AND SNAILS!!! THEY WILL CLEAN FOR ME AND THEY WILL EAT LIKE KINGS!

Abby has an addiction, but at least it's not crack right? If you've seen their collection you know that there are several unicorns missing, and 10 inches of plastic and vinyl doesn't come cheap!

IF YOU WANT TO SEE ABBY AND BLAKE HAVE A LOVELY NIGHT IN THE CITY, WATCHING MEN AND WOMEN IN SPANDEX PRETEND TO FIGHT EACH OTHER: GIMME A HELL YEAH

We've had unfortunate luck with beds over the years. From 20+ year old hand me downs, to a brand new mattress that deflated in 2 months, we're desperate for a good night sleep!