Bride
The twinkle of Jan's eye.
Groom
Usually found getting Shaniah's goat.
Maid of Honor
The "other" bride-to-be.
Best Man
See also: JIMMER
Bridesmaid
Shaniah's spirit animal.
Groomsman
Who Jan wants to be when he grows up.
Bridesmaid
The perfect partner-in-crime.
Groomsman
The embodiment of Freedom.
Bridesmaid
Most likely to grow up too fast.
Groomsman
Solo hotter than your mixtapes.
Bridesmaid
Teaching kids not to eat tide pods.
Groomsman
Not to be confused with Tom Cruise.
Bridesmaid
Soon to be saving lives.
Groomsman
Ask to see his dinosaur impression.